self assessment uk
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- toulouz
anyone else doin it?
wot a pain !!! i tried to register it on line and fucked up. i got to send the damn shit stuff now.
and send em some money ..oh well i got it done, it took me two days.
TGIF
- KuzIV0
tax returns needn't be taxing!
- paraselene0
you don't know that.
- toulouz0
true Kuz ..but only if you keep accounts and good records. mine are like on the back of a fag packet
- paraselene0
haha. i have an image now of you surrounded by empty fag packets and old beer mats trying to work the whole thing out with a pocket calculator.
say, kuz, you about after work this evening?
- 5timuli0
Toulouz, I saw all that whisky you got for yer birthday, just get pissed up and do it, then you'll have an excuse when the debt collectors come callin.
- KuzIV0
yes i am boo!
i just got paid!
wuhooo, i'm flush with munny! You wanna go for a few bevvy's? I'm up for that!
- toulouz0
"haha. i have an image now of you surrounded by empty fag packets and old beer mats trying to work the whole thing out with a pocket calculator."
not far off the mark Para ..all i had two days ago were bank statements, at least i neva lost any this year !!!
- KuzIV0
haha. i have an image now of you surrounded by empty fag packets and old beer mats trying to work the whole thing out with a pocket calculator.
paraselene
(Jan 27 06, 04:42)haha, yeah, and he's got like reems of old-school dot-matrix printer paper all over't place, and he's scratchin his wee noggin, and scrunchin his mouf.
- paraselene0
*tries to imagine a life with intact bank statements
**gulpwell, it's over now, toulouz! well done for taking the initiative.
yup, kuz, that was the idea. moth and i were thinking of throwing back a few after work. you in?
- KuzIV0
i'm in!
- rasko40
I am currently surrounded by random reciepts, I just need to tally them all up into this excel file and I have an accountant to do the rest, I'm thinking he can be slightly creative also, fitting eh?
- toulouz0
you posh git rasko
exel !!! and an accountant !! sheer luxury
mine beautifully crafted in ink on accountants lined paper
- rasko40
well its more that I'm retarded and couldn't face doing it myself, I also figured that he may infact be able to save me a bit of money, we'll see. Maybe next year I will do it myself, but this is my first year and I couldn't be doing with it.
- v3nt0
first full year too! hired an accountant for 200£, tried myself but too annoying. only got taxed on 6k!
- Bottlerocket0
Fucking hate tax year, not for not wanting to pay, but for my own stupidity in not managing the whoel tax process.
Every year I get to this time and I promiose myself that next year will be different. I will be early, get ana ccountant, keep all my reciepts, etc
In the end what do I do? I usually do, rush the form in and get hit with a bill.
- toulouz0
haha bottlerocket, i've had a few surcharges in my time.
the tax is easy to calculate, its where you stand with payments on account which gets confusing.
i was dead luck this morning, i got thro to the office by phone woul you beleive and the young lady helped me out with my paymennts on account status and she worked out the actual amount i owe ...so no surcharges this year for me
- determinedmoth0
I also figured that he may infact be able to save me a bit of money, we'll see.
rasko4
(Jan 27 06, 05:27)He saw you coming..
- rasko40
not really moth, now back to your cubicle.
;P
- paraselene0
yo, aziz, check yo mail! and reka, if you're around, check yos, too!
*peace*