Driving your Game

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  Me and a friend compiled this list last night..please feel free to add to it...its so worng.

  So how's your game? Compare your bar techniques with these common automotive careers. How do you stand up?

  Car Wash Attendant :
  I get my hands all over it real quick and then someone else gets in and drives off

  Valet Parker:
  Keeps an eye on everyone in the place and hangs around all night waiting to see if theres any leftover he can take home

  Mechanic:
  Never really finishes the job right, so shes hesitant to go back but for some reason always does.

  Used Car Salesman:
  Waits around for his friends to do all the talking then snags her up at the end of the night.

  Racecar Driver:
  Take em for a spin hard and fast...since they'll probably just be a mess after it's all over, you'll just go get a new one tomorrow

  Taxi Driver:
  You've seen & heard it all...too bad you haven't experienced too much.

  "Organ" Donor :
  You made a deal with your friends, if they arent sure if someone is safe they let you try it out first.

  Truck Driver:
  You've gone far too long without...so you'll take a pit stop whenever it comes around

  Patrolman:
  You look for someone who truly stands out...then chase you em down, pull em over, and do your business

  Tow Trucker:
  You pick up all the wrecks that give you a call...but at least you've been with all sorts

  Limo Driver:
  You spend a lot of money making sure you look sharp from outside. But when they get in, theres much room for disappointment.

  Gas Station Attendant:
  You don't go to them, they come to you...so you're lack of value doesn't matter

  Garbage Truck Driver:
  You spend all night picking up trash, and in the end you commend yourself by saying at least you make good money. It doesnt matter anymore, you've stopped noticing the smell.

  Public Bus Driver:
  You pick up minorities, as they seem to be your only customers

  Stunt Driver:
  You just go for it...take the chance...even though you know it'll eventually bite you in the ass

  Ice Cream Man:
  You're a source of sweetness on the outside...but inside you're fuckin' cold, and impatient to get warmed up!

  Moving Man: AKA Man With A Van:
  You ask for way to much for what your offeringstill SOME people dont have a choice.

  Sherman Tank Driver:
  Once youve discovered your target, nothing gets in your wayyoure gonna get EXACTLY what you came foryou cocky bastard.

  Bike Cop:
  Youre a homo

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