Gruntt's Wife's Birthday
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- Dancer0
Happy Day of Birth Grunttess
- paraselene0
many happy returns!
- Nairn0
Hi Mrs. Gruntt,
Can you ask Grunnt to stop harrassing me? Just because I made the mistake of forwarding 'Gruntt' some ..let's say, 'moderately salacious' pictures after meeting up on myspace, it doesn't mean that I want his 'quivering hands' to 'delicately ponder' my youthful curves (I'm an 18 yr old textile design student/life art model). Frankly, the constant emails, letters, flowers, late night calls (Gruntt never considers the time difference during his frequent drunken calls) are bordering on psycopathic, and I'm beginning to worry for my own safety. Thank god for the Atlantic is all I'll say!Yours, in search of appeasement, an innocent young girl called Nairn.
x
- -sputnik-0
happy bday mrs gruntt!!
- gruntt0
last bump for the day... ok, ok, i'll probably do it again.
- kelpie0
happy birthday Gruntette :D hope you have a wicked day
x
- gruntt0
haven't heard from qbn yet.
- todelete__20
I have to admit, I killed Erant two years ago and I'm typing this from a Maximum Security facility in Alabama.
JazX
(Jan 6 06, 07:26)you bastard. he was a good brother.
- jevad0
Happy Birthday from Denver, by way of Hong Kong and London!
- flickster0
Happy Birthday... from Dayton, Ohio.
Go Buckeyes!
- chossy0
Happy birthday Gruntts wife :D, if you don't tell anyone I'll kiss you if you like. Shhhhhhh naughty.
- Nairn0
'Mrs. Gruntt'?
Only when she's drunk!*Ho, ho.
Happy Birthday, petal.
* crap English Humour.
- blaw0
happy birthday, carly.
gruntt knows he has a winner with you and should celebrate each day like it's your birthday.
hold his feet to the fire (candle's will do).
- jox0
happy berfday! wow, you sure don't look as young as when you and I were going out. remember? *blink*
hope you have a great day!
- radar0
happy birthday to you mrs. gruntt
- kyl30
happy bday
- JazX0
Hey didn't we do this last year, you only get one Happy Birfday to the wife per millenium. Don't you know the rules?!?!
or was that blaw.
ok ok oko Heppy Berffdaa..
*does shot of Carolina moonshine
- Mal0
And a happy birthday from me too.