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- ********0
jesus christ people, suck it up. Poor children are starving to death all over the world and you complain about smudgy monitors?!
You all disgust me. especially Gruntt.
kelpie
(Dec 21 05, 09:05)man just think how gross your monitor would be if one of those dirty poor starving children touched your screen!
gruntt
(Dec 21 05, 09:10)at least their fingers wouldn't fatty though..
- spl33nidoru0
I just spit coffee grunt, thanks.
- gruntt0
*curtsies
- kelpie0
now Gruntt, that I can symaphise with, but mainly because poor children are all dirty tinkers and I'd rather not have them in my house let alone my study, it's not a general obsession of mine...
- ********0
not in the house or in the study but in the cellar, eh kelpiedo?
- kelpie0
if the price is right Mr Burnett, you know what these bloody thai traders are like...
- versa0
hahahaha
janne
- ********0
thai?
no here kelpie, in Embra it's aww Balkan.
- ********0
i was showing some work to my boss once. he was eating a bananna, he pointed at the screen with his bananna and the fuckin thing touched my monitor. i guess he didn't mean for it to but it did. what was worse is that it broke off the bananna at it's base and it fell on my keyboard.
we all sat there and didn't say anything. then as fuckin mad as i was i busted out laughing. it as the damndest thing. a fucking bananna.
he was kind enough to grab it off the keyboard though but i had to clean up the mess.
- ********0
jesus christ people, suck it up. Poor children are starving to death all over the world and you complain about smudgy monitors?!
You all disgust me. especially Gruntt.
kelpie
(Dec 21 05, 09:05)i actually employ poor children to clean my monitor by licking it off. i'm really killing two birds with one stone here. i get a clean monitor and they get some much needed nourishment from all the gook on my screen.
- kelpie0
Truly, you are one of Gods children K0na ;P
(get the little buggers ready for employment I say)
- harlequino0
DONATE SMUDGY MONITORS TO STARVING CHILDREN 2005
- nburlington0
I have a touchscreen at my workstation and I still get pissed when people touch it. Now when people touch the screen, it leaves slugmarks AND they move things around.
- Jaline0
i was showing some work to my boss once. he was eating a bananna, he pointed at the screen with his bananna and the fuckin thing touched my monitor. i guess he didn't mean for it to but it did. what was worse is that it broke off the bananna at it's base and it fell on my keyboard.
we all sat there and didn't say anything. then as fuckin mad as i was i busted out laughing. it as the damndest thing. a fucking bananna.
he was kind enough to grab it off the keyboard though but i had to clean up the mess.
kOna
(Dec 21 05, 09:55)haha, I would've been mad too, but definitely would have been laughing first...
- ********0
"he was kind enough to grab it off the keyboard though but i had to clean up the mess."
kOna
----------------------a fkn banana !! LOL !! did he pick it up and eat it , that would have been great !
- harlequino0
"he was kind enough to grab it off the keyboard though but i had to clean up the mess."
kOna
-------------------- --a fkn banana !! LOL !! did he pick it up and eat it , that would have been great !
cruz_azul
(Dec 21 05, 12:14)I suppose it could have been worse...could have been his John Thomas.
- ********0
haha!
no he didn't eat it. he tossed it in the trash can under my desk and i had to smell the thing all day. banannas stink like bigfoots dick.
tasty though.
- mayo0
i once had a client who used to touch my monitor. So i made sure that when we took breaks to refresh our coffee/tea, he would see me clean my monitor first thing, every time. Finally one day he asks if i would like him to stop touching the monitor and I said that would great. I kid you not, the next time he wanted to point something out, HE USED HIS PEN AND DREW ON MY MONITOR. Screw politeness i immediately got cleaning supplies and started cleaning my monitor and he, incredulously, said,"is that bad, too? at least it's not my fingers, right?" and I had to tell him that finger oil is much easier to clean that ink.
- harlequino0
mayo, you should have shit in his hat. That would make him think twice about prodding monitors.
- seed0
I was showing my families martial arts instructor a one page site I put up on my new laptop and he was pushing his fingers into the screen and plus had some gnarly fingernails. I was too shocked to say anything as he is over 80 years old and I have a lot of respect for him. I obsessively looked over the screen afterwards and decided not to bring the laptop in again.