Who Am I? #1
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- blaw0
ha, ha! well done, mr.barker.
- ants0
I don't get it... why is Episcopalian funny? (seriously). There are things that I’ll never laugh at. The handicapped. Because there’s nothing funny about them. Or any deformity. It’s like when you see someone look at a little handicapped and go ‘ooh, look at him, he’s not able-bodied. I am, I’m prejudiced.’ Yeah, well, at least the little handicapped fella is able-minded. Unless he’s not, it’s difficult to tell with the wheelchair ones.
- version30
you don't laugh at timmy on south park?
what's your problem?
- ants0
Who am I?
So many listening tonight I have a list....People of America: I gave you Bill Clinton, I put him on CNN, NBC,
C-SPAN. Too tall to be a despot, but watch him closely.People of Asia:
Your time is coming.
Without your tiny transistors none of this would be possible.People of Europe:
When I came among you, you were squabbling like children. Now you're all
hooked up to one cable, as close together as stations on a dial.People of the former Soviet Union:
I've given you capitalism so now you can all dream of being as wealthy
and as glamorous as me.People of Sarajevo:
Count your blessings. There are those all over the world who have food,
heat and security. but they're not on TV like you are.Frank Sinartra, I give you MTV, demographic.
Salman Rushdie, I give you decibels.
Goodbye Squidgy, I hope they give you Wales.
Goodbye Michael.
Goodbye all you Neo-Nazis. I hope they give you Auschwitz.