Who Am I? #1

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    Who am I?
    So many listening tonight I have a list....

    People of America: I gave you Bill Clinton, I put him on CNN, NBC,
    C-SPAN. Too tall to be a despot, but watch him closely.

    People of Asia:

    Your time is coming.
    Without your tiny transistors none of this would be possible.

    People of Europe:

    When I came among you, you were squabbling like children. Now you're all
    hooked up to one cable, as close together as stations on a dial.

    People of the former Soviet Union:

    I've given you capitalism so now you can all dream of being as wealthy
    and as glamorous as me.

    People of Sarajevo:

    Count your blessings. There are those all over the world who have food,
    heat and security. but they're not on TV like you are.

    Frank Sinartra, I give you MTV, demographic.

    Salman Rushdie, I give you decibels.

    Goodbye Squidgy, I hope they give you Wales.

    Goodbye Michael.

    Goodbye all you Neo-Nazis. I hope they give you Auschwitz.

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