Narnia
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- ********0
Dude Where's My Car.
- ********0
Nirvarna
- paraselene0
hehe. i was literally scratching my head and thinking if i'd ever heard of the ridicules of chronic. was it good?
- kelpie0
vertigo
paraselene
(Dec 9 05, 07:22)that's cheating.
- Pak-Man0
is that like a mash-up way of saying the chonicles of riddick kelpie?
that was a quality film. Vin Diesel at his finest.
- ********0
Vin Diesel is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration and 38% unicorn.
- kelpie0
of course it was good para.
Shall we count the ways?
1. Vin Deisel. Legend. Quality thesp.
2. Plotting immaculate, genuinely gripping and wholly believable story line.
3. Great baddies, with a brilliant name "Necromongers". No, I certainjly did not snort every time I heard them mentioned.
4. A really hot planet, called, unpredictably "Crematoria"
5. Fantastic support acting, on a par with anything seen in Hollyoaks or Corrie from that british chick out of MI2 and that Aussie from LOTR.
6. one of the immortal lines:
"There'll be one pace - mine. If you can't keep up, don't step up."
I urge you to see it, vastly under-rated space "opera" on a par with the likes of 2001.
honest.
oh, and Vin Deisel is most definately NOT, I repeat, NOT, a total shaven chested gayer.
- paraselene0
i want to watch it tonight! is the dame judy dench not in it as well?
- kelpie0
she is yes. Oh the power of the cheque book.
- kelpie0
apparently Big Vin wet himself and phoned his Mum as soon as they managed to get her to act in it.
Not a gayer.
- paraselene0
okay, secret confession time!
i saw 2 fast 2 furious.
at full price in the theatre!
- kelpie0
I took my whole family to see Look Who's Talking Too at the cinema while on holiday once.
"sorry, I heard it was dead good"
- Mimio0
pssst... the Lion is Jesus.
- kelpie0
I took my whole family to see Look Who's Talking Too at the cinema while on holiday once.
"sorry, I heard it was dead good"
kelpie
(Dec 9 05, 07:37)I may have done that deliberately, I have to say.
- HelixDnB0
"pssst... the Lion is Jesus."
Chuck Norris is Jesus
And doing better: ok fine:
Sunset Boulevard
The Rock
Sphere
Dark City
Saving Private Ryan
Donnie Darko
Man on Fire
John Q
- kelpie0
hahaha
- kelpie0
;)
- ********0
Jesus grew a beard in reverence to Chuck Norris.
Upon seeing Jesus and his beard, Chuck Norris karate chopped his head off.
He was heard muttering whilst walking away, "No one fucks with thee Jesus."
- mr_snuggles0
"I licked her narnia until she tossed her head back in shear ecstasy"
- HelixDnB0
I think you're mistaking Chuck Norris for a middle eastern looking bowler.