Annoying coworkers
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- RADDL0
Steal her favorite pen. Take it to the bathroom with you and jam it up your ass, you know really get it in there. Give it back to her and when she says, "Oh gawd this pen smells like shit.", tell her "Well it should because I just shoved it up my ass."
- ********0
I'm the annoying coworker here, all I do is make bad puns and make fun of people.
Everyone here at my work makes fun of each other.
It's like a high school.
- ********0
break her sound card when she leaves
- frankosonik0
There's a guy in our office who's a non-stop yapper. Everyone tells him he talks too much, but he doesn't care.
Here's the worst part:
While he's talking, he hocks loogies into his mouth and swallows them. It's enough to set off my gag reflex.
- ********0
"Oh gawd this pen smells like shit.", tell her "Well it should because I just shoved it up my ass."
RADDL
(Dec 2 05, 12:04)hahaha......I would just cut right to it......drop trow and deuce on her desk.....or hell, just deuce on her.....and then say, "You don't even wanna know what I'll do if you start singing...bitch."....then slowly swagger away with your pants at your ankles.
- ********0
While he's talking, he hocks loogies into his mouth and swallows them. It's enough to set off my gag reflex.
frankosonik
(Dec 2 05, 12:16)I would say something in this case definetely. I'd say, "Bleeeech, that's fucking disgusting do you know you do that? Good Lord!"
- ********0
While he's talking, he hocks loogies into his mouth and swallows them. It's enough to set off my gag reflex.
frankosonik
(Dec 2 05, 12:16)When he does it say one of the following: "Taste good?...cause it sounds AWESOME!"
or
"Did you bring enough for the whole class?"
- frankosonik0
I would say something, but he talks so much, he doesn't even stop while he's hacking. He'll have a disgusting loogie in his mouth while he's talking -- big snot strands in his mouth while he's talking about online marketing strategies. I wish I was joking, but sadly, this is very true.
- Gucci0
i swear to you....
when he does it next, get on your hands and knees, stare at his crotch for 4 seconds (just the right amount of time for him to giggle and say "what are you doing") and pinch the shit out of his right nut.
- MLP0
this new lady at work has been rambling on about what she's cooking whoever on the other end for dinner and what she got for them at the store.. like rattling off her whole list and then trailing off on tangents.
- ********0
"just deuce on her...."
never herd that one b4
as for loogie man
have some one sneek up behind him on all fours, and push him so he can fall over the person behind him while he hawks one up and chokes on it
- frankosonik0
I have nightmares about the day when he's talking so frantically that the loog escapes his mouth and lands on my desk.
- seed0
There's another woman with a really annoying southern accent who constanly talks to everyone about her daughter. Just brings her up over and over in any conversation. Like who the f*ck cares. Really. Most people aren't bad here actually.
- RADDL0
"He'll have a disgusting loogie in his mouth while he's talking -- big snot strands in his mouth while he's talking"
frankosonik
(Dec 2 05, 12:25)Just visualizing this in my head is making me dry heave.
- ********0
"He'll have a disgusting loogie in his mouth while he's talking -- big snot strands in his mouth while he's talking"
frankosonik
(Dec 2 05, 12:25)Just visualizing this in my head is making me dry heave.
RADDL
(Dec 2 05, 12:45)Just me visualizing RADDL visualizing it in his head is making me fart uncontrollably....oh, wait, no, that is my sandwich doing that.....nevermind.
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- RADDL0
"Just me visualizing RADDL visualizing it in his head is making me fart uncontrollably....oh , wait, no, that is my sandwich doing that.....nevermind."
designaked
(Dec 2 05, 12:47)Haha...wait, I just threw up a little. If you can visualize that then you should be getting the sprays pretty soon.
- seed0
I'm so tired of standing right next to other dudes at urinals. People are so gross. This one dude grunted, burped, farted and hacked a big loogy and spit it in the toilet all while peeing one foot away from me.
- ********0
Yea I hear that, right now its Cold and Flu season , so everyone has the sniffles , and all you hear is people blowing there nose sounding like geese , or a bozo the clown horn , Im starting to develop OCD