Annoying coworkers
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This women just started here and she has been really nice but she hums really loud to the music in her headphones all day. How could you not know that is annoying? I am blowing my ears out just to drown it out. I am going to have to tell her what's up soon.
I am thinking of saying can I borrow a pencil? I wan't to poke my eardrums out with it.
- paraselene0
man, i was so worried that was moth posting.
- kelpie0
hahahahaha para,
do it man, poke'um eardrums.
have nice weekends all :D
- Gucci0
slowly pull back her headphones and place a cold flacid penis in an ear. It will do the trick.
there will be no humming after that... only awkward silence and fear.
- -sputnik-0
she might not even know she's doing it...maybe you can mention it to her very politely?
- ********0
cut your ears off and bleed on her
- honest0
man, i was so worried that was moth posting.
paraselene
(Dec 2 05, 08:57)paranoid para
- gruntt0
take the challenge.
out hum her.
- seed0
Yeah maybe she doesn't realize it. maybe I'll start humming really loud and she'll be like f*ck thats annoying.
- jevad0
slowly pull back her headphones and place a cold flacid penis in an ear. It will do the trick.
there will be no humming after that... only awkward silence and fear.
Gucci
(Dec 2 05, 09:03)HAHAHAHAHA
- seed0
haha, I was typing as I was talking to her at the same time. She is actually really nice and asks me if I need anything everyday when she goes out to lunch.
Anyone else have annoying coworker stories?
- ********0
If I don't have any stories does that make ME the annoying coworker that everyone else talks about?
- gruntt0
yes designnaked. i'm afraid so.
- bradpitt0
Plan 1:
Play any Shakira song really really loud. Eventually she will tell you how annoying she is and you tell her about the humming.Plan 2:
Make sure she is in her booth.
Take the office fax machine and place it on her table, take baseball bat and bash the shit out of the fax machine.Giver her the evil eye and just leave.
- tank0
here, we are all a bunch of noisy loons.
we got weird stares from the accounts from the other room (feels like a zoo, with only the glass separatingus)
- ********0
is separatingus a sexual act?
- ********0
I got this one guy that always visits my cube , every day like 2-3 times a day for like 15 mins , I mean I'll be right in the middle of working on a file then he just sits there and watches me , I say things like yea I need to get this done and , yea i got a deadline here, I even ask him if he does any work at all .... shit here he comes
- honest0
I got this one guy that always visits my cube , every day like 2-3 times a day for like 15 mins , I mean I'll be right in the middle of working on a file then he just sits there and watches me , I say things like yea I need to get this done and , yea i got a deadline here, I even ask him if he does any work at all .... shit here he comes
cruz_azul
(Dec 2 05, 10:38)give him a stink palm
- ********0
stink palm ey... I am sick to my ears maybe a high five
- ********0
sounds like a fungi
- -scarabin-0
what the hell is a stink palm?