My gut is getting bigger by the minute
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- mayo0
oooh, i'm waiting for the chocolate dipped gingerbread men by Pepperidge Farms to come out! those are yummypants!
- vwsung18t0
maybe you're not getting fat, maybe you're pregnant
- Point50
hey i heard that if your gut gets bigger, its doesnt make you look hot
MrDinky
(Nov 23 05, 13:50)
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you couldn't be more wrong my friend. What could be hotter than me poolside oiling up my stomach with doritos crumbs caught in the belly hair?
- mayo0
he's talking to you
*points at Point5
- mayo0
if the doritos were chocolate covered?
- lvl_130
poolside oiling up my stomach with doritos crumbs caught in the belly hair?
Point5
(Nov 23 05, 14:04)that's fucked up 'cause i don't know what you look like but i got this image after reading that line in my mind that was so detailed it was scary! haha
- mayo0
okay now imagine the picture with chocolate covered dorito crumbs in his belly hair. Is that hotter or less hot?
- lvl_130
chocolate covered dorito crumbs in his belly hair. Is that hotter or less hot?
mayo
(Nov 23 05, 14:14)less hot i would have to say. the chocolate would melt hence leaving a poop like sheen(sp?)
: )
- mayo0
interesting reasoning...
- Point50
that "poo-like-sheen" is exactly the reason why I'm NOT pregnant.
...but the same reason I'm so hot.
poo-like-sheen = the new black
- lvl_130
hahaha!
- eficks0
but you could pretend that poop like sheen is like body chocolate and lick it off.
- ********0
I'm still thinking about the oo in caboose
- mayo0
HAHAHHAHHAhahhaahaa