The Bacon Thread
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- TheBlueOne0
1. “If you call ham “Canadian bacon”, what do you call bacon?”
Michael Kelso, That ’70s Show
2. “Yes, I’ll have a non-fat, decaf latte, please. Oh, what the hell? Look, make it a full-fat mocha with extra whipped cream. What the hell, put a slice of bacon on it!”
Dr. Frasier Crane, Frasier
3. “Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don’t panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk!”
Homer, The Simpsons
4. “Uh, “Hello, room service? I’d like some bacon, a couple of cokes, and a bunch of whores.”
Butthead, Beavis and ButtHead
5. “I’m never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? ADMIRAL Crunch?”
Fry, Futurama
6. “I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it’s good for me, it’s the perfect way to start the day.”
Michael Scott - The Office
7. “Good Morning sweety. Oh my God, is that bacon? I love you, I love you, I love you.”
Grace - Will & Grace
8. “Let’s see-Farmer Billy’s smoke-fed bacon, Farmer Billy’s bacon-fed bacon, Farmer Billy’s travel bacon... Mr. Simpson, if you really want to kill yourself, I also sell handguns!”
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, The Simpsons
9. “Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?
Zim, Invader Zim
10. “Mmmm... unexplained bacon.”
Homer, The Simpsons
- turk_1820
"oh my greasy lover, bacon!"
-Jim Gaffigan
- acescence0
bake it in the oven on a rack with a little bit of rosemary sprinkled on top. mmm. food of the gods.
- OnesandZeros0
I find it horribly wrong that nobody's mentioned
KEVIN BACON
fuck yeah! I am also pretty much 1 degree from K.B. right now.
- Kevin Bacon is the worst kind of bacon.boobs
- ummm... Tremors?OnesandZeros
- TheBlueOne0
Bourbon, bacon, Brooklyn. Heaven
"They boast a menu of hundreds of kinds of whiskey ranging from $2 glasses of higher than Jim Beam quality, to glasses over $100. They also cure their own bacon. Whiskey and bacon...get more manly, I dare you to try."
"On to the piece de resistance: bacon. The scent of smoked bacon in the restaurant is so thick and mouth-watering that we joked at our table about having to washing our clothes and hair a la the days when smoking indoors was legal. We started our tour of smoked pig products with the appetizer of black-eyed peas and bacon. It arrived beautifully plated, two extra thick-cut strips of bacon atop a pile of peas. No southern mamma (mine included) would cook a vegetable without bacon, and it really does highlight the rich black-eyed pea flavor. But what I really cared about was the bacon, that's almost a cross between a thinly cut pork belly and a thickly cut slice of bacon, with a smokiness so pervasive you never forget the smoker, nor would you want to."
- I thought is was just so-so overall. The pulled pork sandwich was good though.Douglas
- OnesandZeros0
Ever cook bacon in hash oil? I have. It's awesome!
- wowCALLES
- My mind? Just there? Blown.TheBlueOne
- yeah.. i need to do this again. Last time was on a lazy sunday along with some mimosas. ahhh.... the lord's day..OnesandZeros
- I've never cooked anything in hash oil. Except my brain. Sure sounds good, though.boobs
- This is your bacon on drugs... it's tasty!OnesandZeros
- madirish0
i would argue, we all would become a little better a people for spending more time in this thread....
- CALLES0
so who is down for some ice cream?
- BaskerviIle0
I've never ever eaten bacon before
- Gucci0
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/healt…
If eating bacon is wrong, I don't want to be right.
- Meeklo0
Any bacon lover should be sportin this by now...
- I HAVE THIS!!madirish
- hahahaha no way!
do you really? do you have any vegan friends? do you ever say, let me buy you a drink?Meeklo - i do for real! it is awesome. best pleather i have owned in years. and yes- i have 'converted' vegans!!! :)madirish
- hahahahaMeeklo
- Do you have to keep it in the fridge?ribit
- Meeklo0
Bacon Scarf
- Meeklo0
Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies with Maple Cinnamon Glaze
- Meeklo0
hahahaha
- Meeklo0
Another bacon scarf
- Meeklo0
Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww
Bacon tampon
- Meeklo0
bacon mints
