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- gruntt0
hoooorve a good weekend.
- ********0
- ********0
hahahaha no idea why jihad bumped this...
but cheers aww the same bawjaws
/me is taking the frankfurter to frankfurt this weekend.
haaaaaaaave it!
- Jnr_Madison0
He sure does like the bobby.
- pascii0
weener
- neue75_bold0
hot dog, we have a weiner!
- spongebob0
for a fisting?
skt
(Nov 14 05, 07:05)ummm...err...
Jaline
(Nov 14 05, 07:18)It isn't illegal this year is it?
- Cactus0
Tony Blair is visiting a hospital in Ayrshire. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets the first patient with a handshake. The patient replies:
Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin race,
Aboon them a you take your place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm.Blair is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient and greets him. The patient responds:
Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit.Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, Blair moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:
We sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle.Now seriously troubled, Blair turns to the accompanying doctor and asks:
Is this a psychiatric ward?
"No", replies the doctor. "This is the serious Burns unit".
- ********0
hehhehe
- jox0
hello meestar beau bee!