another reason not to use google
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- oBeseLilNinja
http://www.wral.com/news/5287261…
im not using google anymore
- Jaline0
i hope he burns
- unresort0
google is not his problem, his problem is that he didn't clear his browser cache. the information was all obtained directly from his computer, not google or his ISP.
- Jaline0
yeah, what unresort said. you'd think that criminals would know that by now. It's been used against these ppl for years now.
- myobie0
dude sucks
if you not using google because your afraid that when you kill someone, the man will find out...
don't come over for dinner
- jox0
You know what, I'm gonna stop eating potatoes, I hear they serve it to convicts in prison!!
- oBeseLilNinja0
since google has started they have kept every search logged that we have done with our ip address, the searchhistory feature even puts your name to it without needing any investigation, there is about 2 rooms storing all this data until google can figure out how they can make money from it
- rasko40
My neighbours are fucked, I've been searching how to best kill children and fluffy animals, how to manufacture dirty bombs from household products aswell as the usual scat / necrophilia searches all us normal innernets users do every day. All on their wireless connection.
- Rand0
newstoday is also selling your post history
- rasko40
thats fine, I never buy Diesel.
- Rand0
good to have you company on a grim sunday
- rasko40
its dark here already, and I have only been outside this morning to buy bacon.
mmMmm bacon.
- Rand0
I haven't left the house in days
bacon makes it all ok, somehow
- skelly0
As far as I know, it doesn't matter if you clear your browser cache or not. It's like deleting files - it marks the space as "free" on the hard drive, but the data doesn't go away until it happens to be written over by new files.
- Rand0
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
The father says, “I should inform you ahead of time that this is a new dog, so he might not hit all of his marks quite right.“
The father sets a large metal pot on the floor and takes out three balloons. He hands one to his son, slides one onto the dog’s dick, and slides one onto his own cock. They all three piss into the balloons. The father then ties off all three balloons and starts juggling.
At this, the mother tears off her skirt, and her daughter’s, then slams her fists into both her son’s and daughter’s assholes. She lifts them off the ground like two giant flesh Popsicles, then crosses her arms while the kids smoothly slip into a 69 as she steps into the pot.
The dog stands up between the mother’s legs and starts lapping at her cunt, repeatedly sticking his muzzle inside of her before coming out with a bloody tampon. The dog chomps down the bloody tampon then begins lapping at the mother’s bloody cunt. At this, the mother starts squirting and pissing all over the dog and into the pot.
Suddenly, the kids both fly off of their mother’s hands like rockets, emitting twin sprays of liquid shit that cover all of the performers, except the father, who launches his three piss filled balloons at the group. The balloons break and everything flows into the pot.
Now the father picks up three torches, lights them, and begins juggling them. As the mother lies down on the floor and spreads her legs, the son picks up the dog and shoves his dick into the dog’s asshole. He then begins fucking his mother with the dog’s dick.
The daughter kneels down behind her father and starts tonguing his asshole until he shits into her open mouth. She crawls around to the front of her father and starts sucking his cock, with her mouth full of shit. Her father finally blows his load into her mouth and the daughter saucily saunters over to the pot and spits the shit and cum into it.
As the son continues fucking the dog who’s fucking the mother, the dog throws up all over the mother’s chest. The daughter straddles her mother’s face and begins licking up the blood, piss, shit, vomit, and tampon from her mother’s chest and spitting each mouthful into the pot. When she finishes, she bends down farther, slips the dogs cock into her mouth and sucks off the dog until it cums, and she spits that into the pot as well.
The son pushes his sister out of the way, tosses the dog across the floor, straddles his mother’s face, reaches down and plucks out her glass eye and starts fucking the socket. After he cums, the mother crawls over to the pot and lets his jizz flow out of her socket into the pot.
Now the father shoves one of the torch handles up her ass, then sticks the other two into his kids' assholes, before kicking them into position. All three are on their hands and knees with the fiery ends of the torches touching to make one big flame.
The father picks up three bowling pins and starts juggling them while all of the family members begin to hum “Send in the Clowns.” At the end of the song, the father shoves one of the bowling pins into his ass, and starts beating the dog with other two. He throws the dead dog into the pot and then pisses into the pot. Finally he lifts the pot full of shit, piss, blood, cum, vomit, tampon, and dog and holds it over the flame and proudly yells, “Taa daa!”For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"
- Rand0
sorry, wroing thread
- rasko40
hahahaha I think it fits into this thread just fine
- tehgee0
hello rasko! and rand! an the rest of u
- rasko40
hello gee :)
- tehgee0
howve you been? how was te nyc trip anyway?
- version30
he's not guilty yet, just under suspiscion
innocent until proven guilty, lets remember that