< Bill Perkins
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- skelly0
He's a bad speller for calling you illiterate so many times.
- lvl_130
kona you got to use this soundboard!
- Luckypp0
I have left him about 30 emails, some from me, some from the Grand Dragon of the KKK asking for some website services, and some from a guy named Roger, that is asking him to be pleasured orally, since his picture is so hot.
I will post the replies, if there are any.
- radar0
Rage makes you spelll bad,
YOU STUPID MOTHERF*@KER
I"M GONA F*@K YOU IN THE @SS!
- lvl_130
especially use the 'shut the fuck up fatman'
several times
- todelete__20
oh man. that would be good.
i'd have to figure them out for a nice conversation.
- jox0
Did anybody actually think of the possibility that he's innocent?
It's so easy to set up an email that looks just like it's been sent from somebody else, and there's really no proof it's him on the voicemail.
I mean, why would he yell like an idiot and then say "from Bill Perkins" all calm and casually. This is too good to be true.
- skelly0
You know later some unlucky kid's gonna step on this guy's shoes or bump into him making him drop his hot dog and we're going to see about it on the 6 o'clock news.
- jox0
Was it the same voice on his answering machine, k0na?
In that case, BÜRN that suckah.
- skelly0
This is too good to be true.
jox
(Nov 10 05, 12:58)Yes, but that website's too bad to be fake!
- Oneburn0
He thinks I'm black because of my voice on my voicemail greeting. I get it all the time, but I didn't taunt him or say anything that isn't documented on the website. Therefore, I'm illiterate and uneducated because he thinks I'm black. It's sad.
- jox0
LOL @ skelly
- Oh, excuse me sir.
- YOU FUCKING FUCKER, YOU STEPPED ON MY FUCKING PRADAS YOU GODDAMN FUCKER! DIE! FUCKING DIE! DIE DIE! MOTHERFUCKER!
- Luckypp0
jox,
That cool calm voice, is from his cell phone id, it's him baby.
- skelly0
hahaa
- lvl_130
oh man. that would be good.
i'd have to figure them out for a nice conversation.
kOna
(Nov 10 05, 12:57)haha! nice.
- mg330
LOL, I love thinking of a cop hearing you say "someone is giving me death threats because I said his website sucks."
+1!
- jox0
Great - just wanted to rule out the possibility that we fucked with innocent old pops trying to make a living with half-assed shit.
Now that we know its him, go git that sanavabiatch.
- lvl_130
yeah jox, what lucky said ^
- jox0
Bill is the thug of the new millenium. Like a consigliere of the digital world. Don't fuck wid him.
- todelete__20
Was it the same voice on his answering machine, k0na?
In that case, BÜRN that suckah.
jox
(Nov 10 05, 12:59)absolutely.
the calm 'bill perkins' that is left after his message is dumped there by his phone.
after you leave a message via voicemail your phone (at least ours do here in the corporate office) leave your welcome name after the message.
that's what the calm 'bill perkins' is on his messages.
it's definetly the same guy.
call him. even if he picks up say you have the wrong number if you get scured. if i can figure out the samuel jackson one i'll do it again.
i need a recorder though.