'bandwidth'
- Started
- Last post
- 28 Responses
- jevad
Working with a client who keeps asking me how my 'bandwidth' is, and its really starting to piss me off. Do I look like a cable connection?
- TheLooping0
Sounds like a turd to me.
- JazX0
he's probably wondering about your ability to handle many requests at a given time. Just make sure your hosting provider can deal with whatever he forsees. Otherwise, find some provider that doesn't monitor it. My provider could give a sh*t. I have unlimited for the most part.
- todelete__20
maybe he's talking about the width of the bands in your tighty whiteys?
- todelete__20
kona that joke sucked.
- Mimio0
Ask him for a translation. Since you don't speak neo-reaganite-bullshit-jargon-es...
- madirish0
lol
is he by chance an developer from D.C.? i used to work with several of those....
- jevad0
'I have several changes to the comps you created yesterday from the meeting I had with development this morning. How is your bandwidth looking?'
: /
- cruz_azul0
"Good morning, so how is your Bandwidth"
- jevad0
"Please cough while I hold your Bandwidth"
- todelete__20
hahaha. jevad that is just fucking retarded.
is the dude showing your comps to the entire internet population or something?
it's making me laugh that the guy thinks like 30 downloads is going to kill your bandwidth. haha.
send him this and be like 'dude i have no idea, can you decipher this? i think i'm the yellow.'
- cruz_azul0
"Could you please pass me the Bandwidth"
- madirish0
"maaaaaaaan, niiiiiiiiiiice bandwidth......."
- JazX0
You're reply:
~ "I'm going to need to know your bandwidth requirements, as to judge the type of hosting you'll need for your web endeavor. With all due respect, without it, I'll have no idea how to judge the situation."
With that being said, make sure you have that documented in the contract. Legally bind him to it and then charge him much more than the actual hosting worth.
:)
- kyl30
lately there's just not enough 'bandwidth' in the day. I need an intern.
- Mimio0
I think he's using 'bandwidth' as a term for jevad's produciton capabilities. He's also trying to be "down" with what he perceives as jevad's industry lingo, in addition to being a cheese-dick.
- jevad0
AHHH...I just shut my fucking bandwidth in the Door!
- Mimio0
"I don't have enough bandwidth, i'd better incorporate some more fiber into my dietary input."
- emokid0
by bandwidth he means patience. because he's a about to test a whole lot of it.
- johndiggity0
one of our writers started saying the same thing a couple days ago. must be a new trend.