two account managers walk into a bar...
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- paraselene
the first one says, 'say, para, did i mention that the only time the client can come in for that pitch is at six o' clock this evening?'
the second one says, 'hiya, para. there's a stock exchange announcement that has to be uploaded to the client website at precisely 0700 hours tomorrow morning. that's not a problem, is it?'
and the bartender can't decide whether to serve the arsenic cocktails to them or to herself...
- paraselene0
nobody cares!
- paraselene0
*crawls under desk to weep alone
- mikotondria20
How many account managers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- paraselene0
*rubs eyes
omg! is someone actually in this thread? wow!
i dunno! how many?
- skt0
5?
One to change the lightblub.
One to change the colour.
One to change the font.
One to make the logo bigger.
And one to make it more swooshy.
- mikotondria20
ah, I dont konw :/
Its just a strategy to try and think up a joke..I can usually get the first bit right, even two lines if its a knock-knock joke, but I always have trouble getting the end, or 'the punchline',as I believe its known..
Sometimes I start with the punchline, and then try to work back, but thats tricky too...
"...I cant, Ive already got a dog, and his names not Buster"...might be good, but I cant work out what would come first..
Similarly - "Knock knock", "Who's there", "Frank".."Frank who ?", is as far as Ive got on that one.
Maybe your 'Account Managers', if that is their real name, could help ?
Thanks for reading this far.
- paraselene0
5?
One to change the lightblub.
One to change the colour.
One to change the font.
One to make the logo bigger.
And one to make it more swooshy.
skt
(Nov 2 05, 07:52)you forgot the sixth one whose sole purpose is to make it later at night.
- honest0
oh no! Tell them both to go to hell! (don't forget to get the elephant laxative in their tea)
- mikotondria20
"Lightbulb ? Ah, I know we SAID lightbulb, but cant we try like a big flaming tiki torch, you know, with animated flames, spinning round in 3d with caustic shading and a texture map ? Have it ready in 10 minutes - it needs to fill the screen and be less than 10k"
- honest0
5?
One to change the lightblub.
One to change the colour.
One to change the font.
One to make the logo bigger.
And one to make it more swooshy.
skt
(Nov 2 05, 07:52)You're shitting me right? The lightbulb ACTUALLY gets changed?!?
- seed0
I didn't get it. They are bothering you but the bartender wants to kill them?
- mikotondria20
two account managers walk into a bar...
and the barman says...
Is this a joke ?
- honest0
it is now..
- paraselene0
(i am the bartender)
(and the walrus)
- mikotondria20
Knock knock..
- paraselene0
g'wan then...
- honest0
who's there?
- mikotondria20
ah...noone, its just the wind I think. Did you shut the gate ? Are you sure, cause I can hear it banging..
Well I can...why did you say you shut it when you didnt.?
No, its fine, I'll do it - I dont konw why you just lie like that..
No - you do it all the time, and Im sick of it..
Well maybe you should, Im not your mother.
Fine, FINE!