Vincent Gallo's Spunk
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- uberdesigner0
just to clarify, he's a horrible artist, a horrible filmaker, and a horrible musician, but he used to be good at racing motorcycles?
- renaphuah0
well i like some of his movies, but i heard about him being overrated.
- kbags0
does the sperm come with racist disposition? because golly, that is so fucking funny.
and i believe David Crosby was the first celebrity to sell his seed? or maybe he just donated it?
- gpop0
hahaha.. did you expect anything less from the man?? really? A pure talent with an open opinion. watching him play in london doing an encore with PJ Harvey and John Frusciante with a rendition of Blue Moon - genius disguised!
- kingjulien0
1.) Clearly it's a joke, and the fact that it's angered some people is hilarious.
2.) I'm half-Jewish, and for those who don't know, let me fill you in on a little secret: we do run show business, all of it, and if you have any doubts, look at the heads of every film studio and record company, let alone the agents and managers and attorneys who hold sway in Tinseltown. Marlon Barndo got into a lot of heat for once saying it on Larry King, but it's true, and Gallo is purely satirizing the system itself.
3.) I haven't seen The Brown Bunny but heard it was horrible; Buffalo 66 however is a wonderful film. It's hilarious, beautifully photographed, and quite touching. It also has some great performances by Bern Gazarra, Anjelica Huston, jan Michael Vincent, and Mickey Rourke. Also, Christina Ricci has never looked as sexy. It's also impressive considering Gallo wrote, directed, edited, played the lead, and did the score.
4.) I wouldn't call his musical career prolific, but some of the stuff he's done is interesting, and I respect him for that.
5.) Uberdesigner questioning anybody's talent is quite ironic considering he's never accomplished anything-- let alone does he have the balls to reveal his work here. By the way, uber, please fire your joke writer immediately.
6.) Gallo is neurotic, self-absorbed, and crazy--some of it is real, but a lot of it is schtick. I can understand why it annoys some people, but personally I find him amusing, much like Anton Newcombe. I also find son amusing though, so keep that in mind.
- Jaline0
nice reply, kj. I agree with most of what you said.
- uberdesigner0
kj, I browsed your enumerated list. and as you're used to hearing- please trim it down and resubmit.
- kingjulien0
uberdesigner, as you're used to hearing, please lick my sack.
- uberdesigner0
such wit from a "writer"
- kingjulien0
the next time you're witty, uber, will be your first.
- uberdesigner0
you might as well be a piss poor corporate psychologist
- kingjulien0
what is it you do again uberdesigner?
- uberdesigner0
I am an editor.
- piperboytoy0
it's not even worth 10 pesos!
- inspiration0
i thought buffalo 66 was a decent film on first viewing, though i haven't seen it for ages.
i still wouldn't buy his spunk.
- chrome_dream0
loving it. its worth a laugh. i think its gem idea.