Vincent Gallo's Spunk
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- inspiration
Apologies if this has already been posted. I 'came across' this on Vincent's merchandise page.
- jevad0
fucking twat
- prodigalslacker0
that's gotta be a joke
- swollenelbow0
wow.
- version30
from the link
"Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount. Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion. This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother"
- prodigalslacker0
this has to be a joke, right? nobody, even him, would say some of this shit...
- tny0
twit
- todelete__20
*opens paypal
- Mimio0
what a jackass
- ad10
Vinny told me he only says that shit to wind up jevad.
- liquid0
" If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself."
hahahhahahaha.........but even better....
"If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. "
- emokid0
gallo is my hero
- Ramanisky20
great a million dollars for sperm to produce another shitty movie director
- Jaline0
wtf? hahahaha
- inspiration0
it's a genuine link from gallo's site. i found it highly amusing.
- digitalswarm0
Dude, I heard that was a stunt-penis.
- robotron3k0
he should of just said,
"i'm a broke, desperate mofo, and spent all my coin on a movie about myslef and now i can't afford to fix the flat tires on my bicycle, send me money please..."
- Jaline0
He seems excessively desperate.
- mrdobolina0
stunt cock
- Jaline0
let's ask Chloe.