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i am downloading images and i am bored...
entertain me
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So a Polar Bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Can I please have a Gin ............ and Tonic."
The bartender says, "Sure thing buddy, but what's with the big pause?"
The polar bear looks down at his paws and goes, "I DON'T KNOW I'VE HAD THEM MY WHOLE LIFE!"
HI-OH!!!
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HAH
funny
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im with you on this ... cought up on all my work and projects pending have to be signed off by 20 diff people .... so im bored assphuk
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why do i think of coca cola?
DAMN the brand marketing advertismenets !
- cosmo0
dinkster I played Quake 4 till 3 am. :)
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3 am huh
i wanna see some ass
- brooke0
Dinky Dinkerson.
:)
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3 kids are trekking through the woods, contemplating their futures being that they are about to finish high school when they hear a faint, "Help!" being exclaimed from a distance.
The boys rush over to find a disshevveled man, full beard who explains he has been stuck for seemingly weeks surviving on bugs and his urine and tells the boys that if they help him, that he was a very powerful man and could grant them each a wish.
They boys do it out of the kindness of their hearts anyway, but the man tells them at the hospital, "Boys, you've done your country a true blessing. I'm President George Bush, now what would each of you like."
The first boy asks him that he would to be enrolled in the Naval Academy, Bush says, "Done."
The second boy asks that he be enrolled into the Air Force Academy, Bush looks at him says, "You boys just don't know when to stop, I love it, it's done."
The third boy asks Bush if he could have a cemetery plot in Arlington National Cemetery.
Bush looked confused, moreso than usual and said to the boy, "Son, that is a pretty weird request coming from someone not out of High School."
The boy looked back at Bush and said, "When my father finds out who I saved, he is going to kill me."
SHAAA-SHAAA-SHAAAA!
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Brooke Brooklyn !
HOLLA !
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Big guy all big and ripped walks into a bar but has a head (top) the size of an orange , guy next to him is starring and starring and finaly ask , hey meeester , you are such a big man, but you have such a little head , why ?
Well replies the man, I was out in the desert and came across an old lamp, I rubbed it and out came a fine looking genie, hottest piece of ass I had ever seen, She Asked me , I can give you anything you want, I asked her if I could nail her, she said "Genies do not get nailed" I said how about a little head ...
wakka wakka wakka
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yeah that joke was kinda weak.. i saw where it was leading to in the beginning
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Haha, I liked it.
- mr_snuggles0
hi!
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HI DR SNUGGLES?
are you high?
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MrDinky, my Bush one?
It works better verbally I guess.
- horton0
i am downloading images and i am bored...
entertain me
MrDinky
(Oct 28 05, 09:16)tell us about these 'images' you are DLing... hmmm?
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MrDinky, my Bush one?
It works better verbally I guess.
flavorful
(Oct 28 05, 09:38)i dont get it
sorry i am slow
- mr_snuggles0
I am not high, but rather quite low, in terms of altitude..
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tell us about these 'images' you are DLing... hmmm?
horton
(Oct 28 05, 09:38)pics of me naked
you want one?
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My 2nd post in this thread, which I guess means you didn't read it, haha.