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3 kids are trekking through the woods, contemplating their futures being that they are about to finish high school when they hear a faint, "Help!" being exclaimed from a distance.
The boys rush over to find a disshevveled man, full beard who explains he has been stuck for seemingly weeks surviving on bugs and his urine and tells the boys that if they help him, that he was a very powerful man and could grant them each a wish.
They boys do it out of the kindness of their hearts anyway, but the man tells them at the hospital, "Boys, you've done your country a true blessing. I'm President George Bush, now what would each of you like."
The first boy asks him that he would to be enrolled in the Naval Academy, Bush says, "Done."
The second boy asks that he be enrolled into the Air Force Academy, Bush looks at him says, "You boys just don't know when to stop, I love it, it's done."
The third boy asks Bush if he could have a cemetery plot in Arlington National Cemetery.
Bush looked confused, moreso than usual and said to the boy, "Son, that is a pretty weird request coming from someone not out of High School."
The boy looked back at Bush and said, "When my father finds out who I saved, he is going to kill me."
SHAAA-SHAAA-SHAAAA!