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- ********0
I once got on a bus...
the fucker wouldnae stoap, Ah wuz jist goin' fur a lttery ticket fur ma ma, ken?
ended up in Iran Ah think..
- ********0
depends on clevage
- KuzII0
too late uber! shit!
- kelpie0
can i be a hot lady cop that all the bad guys drool over and then she does a kung fu number on them and they lie scattered and groaning across the cement warehouse floor, thereby earning her the respect of baddies and previously sexist colleagues alike?
paraselene
(Oct 26 05, 08:09)as long as you make a really big slo-mo thing out of saving me from certain death and get all sweaty and stuff.
- ********0
yeah but pakistan is run by a rational strongman who likely has his people's best interests at heart through westernization. he sees no future in potential war with india. in other words he isn't guided by some crazy bearded fuckstick's vision of god. lalalallaa
- kelpie0
can i be a hot lady cop that all the bad guys drool over and then she does a kung fu number on them and they lie scattered and groaning across the cement warehouse floor, thereby earning her the respect of baddies and previously sexist colleagues alike?
paraselene
(Oct 26 05, 08:09)as long as you make a really big slo-mo thing out of saving me from certain death and get all sweaty and stuff.
kelpie
(Oct 26 05, 08:13)...possibly whilst incurring a "strategic tear" to your outergarments...
- paraselene0
can i be a hot lady cop that all the bad guys drool over and then she does a kung fu number on them and they lie scattered and groaning across the cement warehouse floor, thereby earning her the respect of baddies and previously sexist colleagues alike?
paraselene
(Oct 26 05, 08:09)as long as you make a really big slo-mo thing out of saving me from certain death and get all sweaty and stuff.
kelpie
(Oct 26 05, 08:13)deal!
- paraselene0
(my agent will get back to you about the 'strategic tear'.)
- ********0
I have a really hard time telling the difference between the male and female brits, at least through their writing styles. Ya'll speak with the same voice.
- kelpie0
it'll be tasteful and pivotal to the plot of the film, I can assure you...
- e-pill0
kuz ..what nationality are you?
i just want to know. i have many mixed feeling about this thread and it seems you hold the most hate or the most feelings, and before i open myself, i just want to know who it is that you are.
:)
- soda0
*cowers behind Soda's dead body avoiding shots and dropping ammo as the sweat covers his hands
kelpie
(Oct 26 05, 08:07)Oi!!
When did I get deaded??
I wanted to see hot cop chick para kung fu and shit with ample bosoms burstin' out of said torn garments!!
- discipler0
This is a generalization, but I just wish the folks over there placed more value on human life.
- paraselene0
dagnabbit, i have to go to a meeting and all just now, but e-pill, i really would like (either here or not in the pvn) to hear your thoughts about the subject sometime. being the only other vocally jewish kid on the block, as it were! anyway, be kind to one another. there's more to this than any of us can really comprehend with our short, tiny, miniscule life experiences and perspectives.
- kelpie0
*cowers behind Soda's dead body avoiding shots and dropping ammo as the sweat covers his hands
kelpie
(Oct 26 05, 08:07)Oi!!
When did I get deaded??
I wanted to see hot cop chick para kung fu and shit with ample bosoms burstin' out of said torn garments!!
soda
(Oct 26 05, 08:20)sorry mate, in this piece, you play my couragous captain (of the swat team) who gets killed at the end of the first real, I am the cowardly rookie, who redeems himself through the love of a good (and tough) woman (Para, obV) and goes on to avenge your death, but gets shot in the leg and has to retire to a car garage in teh south, where, as the final twist, the herione turns up at sunset in the closing scene and we live happily ever after.
THE END.
- pascii0
stay calm
switzerland is ruled by a bunch of wussies and idiots. i suppose this is everywhere the same. my personal opinion is
some people never get their shit together. lot's of work to do down there, but hey, maybe one day?
- kelpie0
(you could appear in flash backs?)
- KuzII0
Apologies to be inflammatory e-pill. When I say “wipe-out” I just mean the state should secularise and exist for the people who live in the region, rather than be a beacon for certain dispossessed or rich people at retirement age around the world. Wiped-out ideologically. Only that way will the ethnic cleansing of its indigenous population stop.
- ********0
hey guys how's it going in hereOHFUCK!
*dives out of thread. rolls down steep enbankment. falls off cliff into river. floats through rapids. falls over waterfall. swims to edge of water.
whew.
- soda0
thats rubbish kelpie.
although I might be swayed if, rather than flashbacks, I appear reborn as your trusty horse, Mr Whippy.
We then go on to solve crime as a unique, but conflicted and dare I say it, sexually ambiguous duo?