Hot New Pranks
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- mg33
I know we had an old prank thread, but this is for your latest and greatest ideas. Today, I've thought of:
1) Placing 1/4 of a sardine in mustard inside the ground coffee/coffee filter in your office.
Just enough to make the taste questionable. Then the next day, a whole sardine.2) If you can unscrew the mesh filter in someone's sink, do so, and stuff some water activated blood capsules (a dozen or so, enougn to occupy several inches of the faucet) inside.
They'll be drinking blood for weeks!
- derek20050
haha
- todelete__20
poop in a bag. place the bag on someones front doorstep. light the bag on fire. ring the doorbell. when they come outside to see who it is and stomp out the bag stab them in the face and take their tv.
- spendogg0
or When you are at a party of someone you may dislike (or you are just an asshole),
1) take a tortilla out of the fridge and some tin foil, go to the bathroom.
2) take a class 5 dump on the tortilla - try not to puke while folding it up like a burrito and wrap that sukker in the tin foil
3)strategically place the burrito in the very back of the freezer - the tin foil will mask the smell long enough for it to freeze.
Months later some unsuspecting roomate will heat that sucker up and Whamo the Shit Burrito strikes again.
* a guy i know actually did this. he is mental. At every party he still does at least 3 dick dips.
- todelete__20
spendogg holy fucking hell!
i am laughing so fucking hard here!
- mg330
"At every party he still does at least 3 dick dips"
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLDude my coworker is wondering what's wrong with me!!!!
spendogg that is so funny and i don't even know what you're talking about!
- spendogg0
kOna, every time I have a shindig with all my rowdy peeps - I always check the freezer and the upper deck of my toilet to make sure there are no bombs.
- spendogg0
Ahhh the dick dip. He has an accomplice distract a girl and when she puts her cup of beer down, he grabs it goes by a plant and dips his dick in, replaces the beer without her knowledge and when she drinks it they all laugh and point. It is pretty amazing to watch the execution - these guys are good.
- Point50
wow:
"take a class 5 dump..." cuz a class 4 isn't good enough...
HAHA! Good shit spen
- unclesize0
ahaha a DICKDIP??!! Never heard.
"Shit, if its gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes"
- gfro0
poop in a bag. place the bag on someones front doorstep. light the bag on fire. ring the doorbell. when they come outside to see who it is and stomp out the bag stab them in the face and take their tv.
kOna
(Oct 20 05, 11:16)------------------
Don't forget to take the remote too! Or you'll have to get up to change the channel everytime, like it was1986 all over again.
- radar0
put bleach in a small squirt gun, and to a yuppie bar and mark people up. I like trying to write my name.
- todelete__20
*looks at brand new tv
SHIT!
- bulletfactory0
hahahah!!!!!
so many possibilities with shite.....
I have heard of someone who took a "class 5 dump" in someone's dryer.
ouch...... to think of that brown thing flopping around and leaving marks all over my stuff.
that could ruin a load of light colored clothes quickly.
- MLP0
my favorite is taking a mason jar (like the ones with the flat cap and ring to screw the lid on) and fill it with a caustic cocktail of milk or cream, a little yeast, meat, whatever else applicible... for reference, check out the vice gross jar: http://www.viceland.com ... its been over the past 8 issues or so.
take this to someone's house and throw it in the air vent. nothing will happen for a few months but when it does, the results are apocalyptic.
this works equally well with hamburger meat. enjoy.
- MLP0
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v…
a direct link... at that point it had lots of good stuff inlcuding a rat, period blood, shit, puke and piss...
- mg330
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v…
*nods thankfully.
"You've opened another door to another world. mg33 thanks you"
- e_b_c0
damn. that blood capsule one is good.
- mg330
MLP,
Gross jar sounds like what I used to do at a grocery store I worked at. It was an old one, with the public restroom in the back behind the "double-doors."
I used to put ketchup, tomato juice, an egg, some meat seasoning, liquid smoke, and a viena sausage or two into the soap dispenser, and stir it around with a Slim Jim.
People actually washed their hands with that sickness for months!
- todelete__20
*smells hands
you mother fucker....
- MLP0
oh man, that sounds amazing.
i remember doing the same thing when i was in kindergarten and shit... like everyone grabbing weird shit from their house and mixing it up. someone would always piss in it to finish it off. then we'd dump it on someone's car, front steps or whatever