Words to live by
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- 5timuli0
My friend said this last night, kind of struck a chord with me:
"Go hard or go home. And if the shit hits the fan, fuck it. Next."
- gruntt0
it's not the size of the wave it's how big your dick is.
- todelete__20
if my car is rockin don't come a knockin
- blackspade0
"a wise man once told me: never argue with fools, cos' people from a distance cant tell who's who"
- gruntt0
it's better to be quiet and have people think you're an idiot than open your mouth and have everyone see that you one really big tooth.
- gruntt0
if you find a flaming squirell send a postcard to your most distant aunt and seal it with a kiss burn bitch burn sticker.
- mandomafioso0
You can't make friends with salad.
– Homer Simpson
- gruntt0
if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck but it turns out not to be duck you just might not know what the fuck a duck is.
- rockonski0
don't do drugs.
seriously.
- mandomafioso0
Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did.
jox
(Oct 12 05, 13:06)A.K.A. my job.
- blackspade0
"He who makes a beast of himself Gets rid of the pain of being a man."
"Life is 10% what happens to me, and 90% how I react to it." -Charles Swindoll
"It is more rewarding to explore than to reach conclusion; more satisfying to wonder than to know; and more exciting to search than to stay put"
"We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd"
- gruntt0
if you see a cat walking on it's back legs carrying a dead pitbull don't call it a pussy.
- todelete__20
*fart
the dog did it*broken lamp
the dog did it*dead cat in yard
the dog did it*shit in the corner
the dog did it*dead hooker in the cellar
the dog did itthose four words can pretty much get me out of anything.
- gruntt0
if it rained skittles we'd all hate skittles.
- gruntt0
more often than not if you find a talking fish you're on drugs.
- gruntt0
sometimes a crazy monkey is just another reason to go back to bed with jacket on.
- jox0
Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did.
- gruntt0
sometimes good character is given the credit that lack of opportunity deserves.
gruntt
(Oct 12 05, 12:51)
i've posted this several times but i've never given the backstory. my father heard a man say this on the stand in court when asked if he thought the defendant was the type of person that would kill his wife.
- driftlab0
you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose..
but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.
- driftlab0
don't eat yellow snow.