Crazy neighbor
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- jox
So yesterday afternoon I sirens approaching on my street. An ambulance, two firetrucks and people in medical vests coming out of a vehicle that seemed to have vet logotypes on it(!) are storming my building and I figured someone older must've had a heart attack or gotten really bad. I waited for like a half hour but never saw anybody being carried out.
I soon forgot about it until five minutes ago when I ran into one of my other neighbors and heard that the polish people who just got the apartment under mine had a little accident while they were re-doing their kitchen.
Apparently the Mr in the family had slipped on the power saw and chopped his thumb off. Straight off, it was there on the floor all alone.
Now, there are two questions I need to have answered but that I was too polite to ask my neighbor (not the thumb-less one).
1. What do you do with a power saw when you are installing an IKEA kitchen?
2. Why were there firemen?
And bonus question: why didn't I hear screaming when they are right below me? Supposedly losing your thumb under such circumstances cause pain.
- fugged0
1. Probably something sexual.
2. See #1
And bonus question: He was probably gagged (see #1)
- jevad0
3. he was polish
4. there's got to be a joke in there somewhewre
- ********0
do what I do, piss in their plants and kill them.
you know, the plants
;)
- jox0
There's just never a good time to go over and introduce yourself along with a fruit basket and then pee in their plants.
- mg330
fire department almost always arrives with an ambulance.
- jox0
fire department almost always arrives with an ambulance.
mg33
(Oct 10 05, 12:09)But why? And there were two teams!
- ********0
There's just never a good time to go over and introduce yourself along with a fruit basket and then pee in their plants.
jox
(Oct 10 05, 12:08)sure in Monaco you can do it, middle of the night, you steal the fruit basket off of their porch, piss in their plants and eat the fruit the next day laughing.....
- ********0
fire department almost always arrives with an ambulance.
mg33
(Oct 10 05, 12:09)But why? And there were two teams!
jox
(Oct 10 05, 12:10)nothing better to do, plus when the fire team is called in, generally someone gets wasted
- jox0
nothing better to do, plus when the fire team is called in, generally someone gets wasted
JazX
(Oct 10 05, 12:12)As in killed or drunk?
- engelgrafik0
Oftentimes people that lose limbs don't feel pain. They feel a dull "thud" and the pain of the pressure that was used to dismember the limb. But then their body goes into shock and they don't feel it until a few minutes later when the pressure becomes unbearable. Pain is often relative. Pain vs. pressure vs. numbness, etc.
- jox0
Damn, that is scary, engel. I wouldn't want to sit around and wait for my thumbless hand to start hurting.
- waynepixel0
With all Ikea kitchens you get an Ikea " Midget Hit Man". witch they store in the smaller top cupboards.
He must of jumped out off one of the cupboard when he heard the saw go off.
Them crazyyyy, Ikea Midget Hitman.
- _b_0
*laughs* at Ikea Midget Hitmen
- ********0
killed or drunk? ehhh they get hurt somehow, maybe it's due to drunkeness. hahha ;)
- kyl30
the reason the fire dept. comes is because usually theres more fire houses spread out than ambulances. If someone heart stops you only have six minutes to start it before brain damage occurs. Therefore rarely will there be a fire house further than 6 minutes from any location in a city.