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- liquid
read the comments from that page
http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/g…
- ********0
it probably tastes like bad acting
- liquid0
lol
- lvl_130
i'm pretty sure he could kick both your asses!
- liquid0
but I eat my spinach..
- GrammaSeff0
id put a can of that up on the mantle. that shit is hilarious
- ********0
but he's old and fat, he'd probably drop dead into a state of ephemeral bliss
- lvl_130
my favorite part:
"teven Seagal, martial arts expert and star of action movies "hahaha...the only thing that guy is an expert at is being a no-talent fatass. who ever gave this guy his first movie?!
- lvl_130
but he's old and fat, he'd probably drop dead into a state of ephemeral bliss
uberdesigner
(Oct 6 05, 17:10)oh man, that is funny!!!!
- liquid0
could you imagine the headline
"Tough guy actor Steven Seagal dies from drinking his own Juice"
hahahahahahahahhaah
- GrammaSeff0
master of the greasy ponytail and a bolo tie
- lvl_130
haha!
- lvl_130
you guys are killin it!
- liquid0
you know what I cant stand is that he always plays these italian roles and the way he TAWKS in all the movies makes me sick...
when he played Gino in out for justice... GOD..... please someone kill him.....he is going to be like 90 and making flicks like Carradine in Kung Fu.... and he is another one.... its like one kick and the guy goes flying like the matrix
- liquid0
Master of Fake Brooklyn Italian Accents
- -kappa-0
I justread the comment - "Clearly this is a last ditch effort to try to save his already dead career and take the focus of the skullet that is starting to form so nicely on him."
- mg330
Ahh, this is why I have such a love affair with the Internet.
- slappy0
I hope its like that movie (executive decision?) where he dies in the first 5 minutes...