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- kelpie0
or, alternatively, get on to the roof of a tall building, have a lovely picnic and then base jump off it. YEAH!
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- Gordy220
Fuck tk - If I could afford it we'd be off to the Bahamas for a long w'end but alas the UK and Europe at a push is about it.
- paraselene0
gordy, how new? cos you'll want to be a bit cautious if she's super new.
- vespa0
it's not just women who like a bit of pampering you know. my bf wants me to take him to a turkish bath to be whipped with birch sticks whilst a mud pack is ridding his face of blackheads. i've put a mud pack on his face before but he's insisting it doesn't feel the same unless it's GREEN.
- mirrorball0
Book into a nice sexy hotel. (But don't tell her)
Spend the day together goin places she has always wanted to visit but never had the chance to.
After she complains about her aching feet, hail a taxi and head back to said Hotel. After you have massaged them aching feet of hers look smugg as when room service calls with the Real Sushi you ordered. (No M&S or Tesco, Sainsburys cack).
Any gal who dosn't have a smile on her face or proposes mariage after this amount of effort ain't worth your time dude.
As for you having a girlfriend in the best capital in the world...
U jammy lad yah!!!Belfast dosn't even compare to an alley way in London. :(
- skt0
omg, vespa has a gay boyfriend. how very trendy.
- determinedmoth0
omg, vespa has a gay boyfriend. how very trendy.
skt
(Oct 4 05, 02:27)This is a worrying trend.
My cousin refuses to un-button and un-tuck his shirt in the pub on a Friday night. He also refers to himself as Metrosexual, shaves his chest hair, and "moisturises".What in the bloody hell is the world coming to huh?
- tkmeister0
i am sure you can go to spain or portugal, no?
- vespa0
hehee his face does feel nice when he takes care of it tho. my man is gonna have better skin than you lot in ten years that's fo sho!
- determinedmoth0
Man. Pah! Where I come from men run around with clubs! No relaxing saunas such. Noooo.
- kelpie0
that's nothing Moth - my wee bro just bought a really really short 80's leather biker jacket and got highlights put in his hair, yet swears blind he's not caught the gay - I worry about htis new-fangled society of ours.
*crosses legs
- paraselene0
don't worry, the metrosexual thing is over. i read it in the observer magazine. everyone's going to start being like that guy from lost, all burly and dirty again.
although there really is no reason to live with blackheads.
- vespa0
"caught the gay" ahahaaaaaa!!
- determinedmoth0
Aye. Can't have biker jacket and no bloody bike! Shocking. I suggest you get him down the docks. Ask for Renee.
- vespa0
see mine is both. good skin, lotsa manly chest hair. grrrrr.
ok i'll stop now.
- determinedmoth0
don't worry, the metrosexual thing is over. i read it in the observer magazine. everyone's going to start being like that guy from lost, all burly and dirty again.
although there really is no reason to live with blackheads.
paraselene
(Oct 4 05, 02:39)Racist Bastard
kuz
(Oct 4 05, 02:40)
- determinedmoth0
i miss kuz.
we need a petition.
- JazX0
Spa is a good idea
- paraselene0
that's the ticket, vespa. 30% metrosexual, 70% banjo playing caveman...
- skt0
Man. Pah! Where I come from men run around with clubs!
determinedmoth
(Oct 4 05, 02:37)Ones like that moth?