i know you dont love me
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- tehgee
you scream and hollah when slim thugs in town
- tehgee0
im serenading my baby where u at?
- textbureau0
and what do you do when Usher is in town?
- gruntt0
this is what it sounds like
when pigeons cry
- tehgee0
hehe i cant get it out of my headddd
- digitalswarm0
But now them same hoes beggin me to pull down they panties
A couple of 'em said I was cute but I was just too chubby
Same size a year later the same hoes wanna fuck me
Because they see me paid, pimpin pens, workin my jelly
And I ain't trippin cause my pockets stick out mo' than my belly
- Point50
HAHA! So funny, especially cuz I ran into Slim Thug in Time Square last weekend. He's like 6'7", but not slim. He's actually chubby.
- tehgee0
DID YOU!!! haha what else hapened tell me about your trip - had u been here b4?
- rockonski0
i'm here.
sinzerely,
- tehgee0
haha
- GrammaSeff0
take a kayak
- Point50
Yeah, I've been to NY before, but never drank so much there as this last weekend. Here's a summary of my trip:
Vegas airport: shot of Jager and a 16 oz. beer
Red eye flight to NY: 3 Buds, 3 shots of Dewars (it's all they had left)
Fri. night: killed a fifth of Turkey in the room with my 2 buddies. Had the best burger I ever had at a restaurant called O'Hare's of something like that. Then went to a bar called Naked Lunch til like 3am, got yelled at by a cop for stepping on a box in the street.
Sat: Yankees game. I hate baseball, so I drank.
Sat night: Lost my cell phone in a cab. Had dinner at a restaurant called Chiaracscura Plataforma (?) Went to some club called GLO and then to SCORES. Club was OK, SCORES let me down. I heard so much hype about it and it just didn't meet my expectations.
Sun: Sat in in a bar called Coppersmith's and watched football and then caught the flight home.
- tehgee0
lol stepping on a box?
- blaw0
'box' is slang for the ladies' kitty.
cop should've jailed you for behaving like that.
- gfro0
I have no idea what this thread is about.
Some guy named slim, who's fat and tall?
- tehgee0
its actually a song by tony yayo but i was serenating my honey
- Point50
seriously. We came out of some bar and we were waiting outside for some of our friends. I was drunk, and I saw this small, white box sitting in the street about 6 inches out of the gutter. I just walked over and stomped on it, then turned to my frinds and walked back and stated "fuck that box". 2 minutes later, this cop that was parked up the block drives up in front of the bar and stops and asks the little door bouncer guy if everything's cool. Well, jackass bouncer duded starts saying something to him and pointing in our direction. The cop puts his car in park and gets out and walks over to us.
Cop "Hey guys"
Us "Hey"
Cop "Which one of you was kickin boxes in the street?"
Me "Um, that was me. But I really didn't really kick it, I stepped on it"
Cop "Uh, OK... you wanna do me a favor and go pick that box up out of the street?"
Me "You want me to pick that box up?"
Cop "Yeah, go get that box out of the street"
Me (realizing that this was a no win situation) "I'll pick it up; I mean it was in the street already before I even stepped on it, but..."Suddenly my drunk friend yells "I'll get it!" and runs out into the street, gets the box and arranges it neatly on top of some trash bags on the sidewalk. The cop looks at him for like 5 seconds, then looks at us and says "OK gentleman. HAve a nice night and move along"
I was pissed, but would have been more pissed if I ended up in jail, so whatever.
- tehgee0
man he thought u was slim thug!!! ;P hahaha! taht sux dude cops r usually good to me but i flirt with them cuz tehy look so cute in thier little outfits :P hehehe
- Point50
I think flirting would have helped me catch eye trauma and handcuffs or something. Then again, I was rollin 9 deep so he would have had to called backup for those shenanigans.
- tehgee0
u roll 9 deep in amail jeep?!
hehe oo he gonna b mad now