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seriously. We came out of some bar and we were waiting outside for some of our friends. I was drunk, and I saw this small, white box sitting in the street about 6 inches out of the gutter. I just walked over and stomped on it, then turned to my frinds and walked back and stated "fuck that box". 2 minutes later, this cop that was parked up the block drives up in front of the bar and stops and asks the little door bouncer guy if everything's cool. Well, jackass bouncer duded starts saying something to him and pointing in our direction. The cop puts his car in park and gets out and walks over to us.
Cop "Hey guys"
Us "Hey"
Cop "Which one of you was kickin boxes in the street?"
Me "Um, that was me. But I really didn't really kick it, I stepped on it"
Cop "Uh, OK... you wanna do me a favor and go pick that box up out of the street?"
Me "You want me to pick that box up?"
Cop "Yeah, go get that box out of the street"
Me (realizing that this was a no win situation) "I'll pick it up; I mean it was in the street already before I even stepped on it, but..."Suddenly my drunk friend yells "I'll get it!" and runs out into the street, gets the box and arranges it neatly on top of some trash bags on the sidewalk. The cop looks at him for like 5 seconds, then looks at us and says "OK gentleman. HAve a nice night and move along"
I was pissed, but would have been more pissed if I ended up in jail, so whatever.