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- radar0
just get black out drunk - shit all over yourself (maybe a little puke too) and then insist on driving everyone home - while running around the bar making fast car sounds. vvvvvrrmmmmmmm
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- ourcommon0
radar .. awesome.
- jox0
Hahah, as amazing as that does sound, you have to remember that there's a great possibility that these people may very well offer me work in the future. The scitzo(sp?) voices are tempting, but dangerous career-wise.
- ********0
ask them if they want to have a threesome
- ourcommon0
yes the Scitsofrenic path definitely is a deal-breaker, both good and bad... like crazy bad.
:)
- ********0
hm... then let me hang out with them.
i'll handle it in less than a six pack.
- jox0
Hahaha radar, that SO sounds like something I could do.
Hey mayo, FYI - these people happen to LIKE Shania Twain so shut your flip pie hole! :P (You once told me you didnt get offended by the flip thing so I'm holding you to it)
- jox0
Great! k0na, grow yourself some real muscles, get a blonde wig and a funky accent and go as me! ^_^
- ********0
Great! k0na, grow yourself some real muscles, get a blonde wig and a funky accent and go as me! ^_^
jox
(Sep 14 05, 12:41)OH SNAP!
- mayo0
i don't get offended by that swedeheart.
But i would like to point out how funny it is that Shania fans like lame events that you do not want to go to and that you are too scared to tell them that you think it's best you keep things on a professional level...because you are a Shania fan.
what's the word for "chicken" in swedish? :P
hahahahahaha
- jox0
And I do have a routine actually. It involves "Yes sir I can Boogie" and during the intro, I give myself a wedgie whilst I rip my tighty whities in two and use them as pom pom's. A real winner.
- ourcommon0
well, seeing you haven't hung out with them is a social situation before .. you could dress as .. umm .. a LADY ...
- jox0
No wait, I meant they *don't* like Shania. They are, in fact, hardcore Pumpkins fans and they've been trying to give me a VIP pass to all their euro events.
Chicken in swedish is "Kyckling".
You would know, when you walk with your lil legs, you look a lot like one.
- jox0
Oh, yeah you know I would, but I have actually hung out with them before. Twice. First time they took me to Pop Idol, second time they forced me to go to this lecture about new age shit and how to "find ourselves in ourselves". Right. And it almost made sense too. Almost.
Starting to see what kind of people this is? *makes puke-face*
- canuck0
Just stop wearing deodorant.
- mayo0
No wait, I meant they *don't* like Shania. They are, in fact, hardcore Pumpkins fans and they've been trying to give me a VIP pass to all their euro events.
Chicken in swedish is "Kyckling".
You would know, when you walk with your lil legs, you look a lot like one.jox
(Sep 14 05, 12:46)You are such a swedish meatball liar. The Pumpkins are no longer together you dorkfish (though I have seen articles that say Billy Corgan says the band is talking about getting together again).
I wouldn't talk about chicken legs. You're quite the poster child for KFC when you wear shorts, you know.
- jox0
You are such a swedish meatball liar. The Pumpkins are no longer together you dorkfish (though I have seen articles that say Billy Corgan says the band is talking about getting together again).
I wouldn't talk about chicken legs. You're quite the poster child for KFC when you wear shorts, you know.
mayo
(Sep 14 05, 12:55)Haha, oh my god I can't believe you fell for that. After having abandoned the US market, they are still very active in Europe, now refered to as The Smacking Pumpkins. HELLO?! Didn't you get the email? Maybe that just went out to people who could actually reach the keyboard from where they're sitting without having to learn forward like an idiot because their upper body has the shape and measurements of a pear.
And you said you thought I looked exotic in my shorts. You can't take that back. What about the photo you have of me on your desk where I'm wearing my camo-speedo's and my "I'm curvy and I like it" shirt? Have you flipped it over? Huh?
- ********0
Oh, yeah you know I would, but I have actually hung out with them before. Twice. First time they took me to Pop Idol, second time they forced me to go to this lecture about new age shit and how to "find ourselves in ourselves". Right. And it almost made sense too. Almost.
Starting to see what kind of people this is? *makes puke-face*
jox
(Sep 14 05, 12:49)They're trying to get you to join their swedish sex cult. You should join.
- jox0
There are no swedish sex cults that I haven't heard of and/or joined previously. And I know all the tricks. This is deeper than sex cults. Wayyy deeper.
- mayo0
are you proud of your response to me? I'll give you a free do-over to save face.
Have them call your home answering machine and make sure the message i made is in there.