drug tests
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- slappy
Hi NTers,
Just was interested to hear you're opinions on medical examinations (drug tests to be specific). I have decided to take a role at a large company and have to take a medical exam before I start. This requires usual crap like blood pressure etc. The bit that bugs me is I will have to strip down to my boxer shorts and urinate into a cup while a nurse sits in the front row and makes sure I'm not cheating.
I cant help thinking to myself that I wouldn't piss infront of my wife so why should I infront of this chic. Can't they just take a blood sample?
Feeling a little humiliated becuase corporations will make sure that ou jump through hoops and at the end they take the piss out of you to be sure you're not having fun on the weekends and you have a functioning wang.
*before anyone asks I'm happy with my wang size so its not an embarrissment issue.
- blaw0
careful you don't splash her.
p.s. i don't think i'd work for a company that acted like that.
- gruntt0
make it fun. ask her to hold the cup.
- skt0
between her breasts.
- Bluejam0
personally, i wouldn't work for a company that drug tests...
...otherwise, eat a ton of asparagus before the test and stink up the room.
- bomy_dick0
i'm happy with my wan size : jhhhahahha
drug test in front of you.. wow..
lucky you :!
tell her you need some intense oral stimulation to fo that ! and take pics
- chossy0
Who cares homes it's only what god gave you, I dinae mind getting my wang doodle out and it's tiny.......... I mean huge.
I went to the doctors recemtly to get my whole body checked out to see if I was ok and HE pure had a hold of my dong at one point pure squeezing my plums aswell, I didnae care.
- gruntt0
start stroking it, forcing her to interupt your actions to let you know that it's not "that kind of test"
- honest0
what company do you work for??? My last company boss asked me once if I had any coke!
- slappy0
its a company policy as there are 18000 staff or so and around half of them drive 200 tonne vehicles.
stricly no drugs and no alcohol policy. Its a cool place to work, just happens that they cant take risks on pople taking drugs because of there insurance.
what has the world come to though. Next designers will all have to get there johnsons out and they will pick the biggest. Its all too gattaca for me.
- oBeseLilNinja0
i have two uni mates working for two different big software firms that lost there jobs because of weed wee wee hehe
- tkmeister0
i worked for a company that required a drug test too. it was high end jewelry company. so it makes sense. they just don't need to hire people with drug habits. they might steal stuff and sell for a bag of coke.
i had to piss in a cup too. but i didn't piss enough amount, so i had to re-do. so i drunk more water and waited. stupid test. they should make it more easier.
- ilovepill0
do you do any drugs?
mr.slappy with huge cock!
shave your body head to toe....paint your toenails each a different colour, make sure your eat some hell o beans and let one go just as the nurse grabs your balls and makes you cough!
if you do this you should not only get you pecker to grow as fast as mr. crouwel's 12foot rod you should be pushed out of the test so fast and get a high gradde so good that you should never get to have to take a test ever again.
also tell them you have a bad stomach and need a private bathroom with a window because once you pass this sex piss test you can go smoke a blunt and ...oh wait you said corporate right i mean snort a bump of coke!!!
:)
- stewardez0
if you don't wanna piss in front of the nurse, ask if you can take a shit instead
- bomy_dick0
ilovepill : hahhahaha
more !
- slappy0
Iv been drug free since 99 so im not phazed, just violated or will be tomorrow.
- nicko0
Miss the cup. Us blokes are rubbish with their aim (apperently).
"Err, nurse... sorry, I've just pissed on your floor".