drug tests

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  • ilovepill0

    do you do any drugs?

    mr.slappy with huge cock!

    shave your body head to toe....paint your toenails each a different colour, make sure your eat some hell o beans and let one go just as the nurse grabs your balls and makes you cough!

    if you do this you should not only get you pecker to grow as fast as mr. crouwel's 12foot rod you should be pushed out of the test so fast and get a high gradde so good that you should never get to have to take a test ever again.

    also tell them you have a bad stomach and need a private bathroom with a window because once you pass this sex piss test you can go smoke a blunt and ...oh wait you said corporate right i mean snort a bump of coke!!!

    :)

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