awesome law
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- mayo0
so me selling carob is bad?
- TheTick0
Yet it's oK to make decaf coffee? My god, the hypocrisy!!
- kyl30
fake cocaine is a hellava drug substitute
- dopepope0
not a dumb law. If I bought coke and it was 100%, they'd be a problem.
- blaw0
who me?
- TheTick0
So does this mean the Baby Powder manufacturing industry has a a lot to worry about?
- k770
fake cocaine is a hellava drug substitute
kyl3
(Aug 31 05, 15:22)ha!
- -kappa-0
I just found these for where I live..
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php…
Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
- mayo0
i guess i better stop working on this NoCaine logo.
But tofurkey is still okay, right? it has that sleepy stuff in it...
- kyl30
SF laws, hehe
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Rate Me!Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Rate Me!Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
Rate Me!
- blaw0
i'm not allowed in san franciso.
- kyl30
try washing your panties before the car wash
- blaw0
i'll die by the statement that anyone that lobbies for oral sex to be illegal really needs a blow job.
- blaw0
that would be a major deviation from the business plan.
- kyl30
ha
- mayo0
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Rate Me!kyl3
(Aug 31 05, 15:30)That can't be true because i lived in SF for nine years and i walked down many a-streets and I was told last week by a [drunk] friend that he met a girl and, "I'm not kidding michelle, even *you're* prettier than her." So that should tell you how ugly i am.
- kyl30
I saw the pics and youre not that ugly, mayo
also I didn't write the law, I just cut and pasted it ; )
- mayo0
I saw the pics and youre not that ugly, mayo
kyl3
(Aug 31 05, 15:45)I rest my case