Worlds Longest Joke
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World's Longest Joke
Once upon a time there was a little boy named..um..JazX. JazX dreamed everyday about the circus. he wanted to one day grow up and join the circus like his hero..um..Crouwel the Clown. JazX so loved Crouwel the Clown that he had posters of the beloved figure all around his room. He had a Crouwel the Clown lunchbox, He had Crouwel the Clown sneakers. He had Crouwel the Clown Pop-Tarts for breakfast each and everyday.
One morning JazX opened his local paper and saw that the circus was coming to his town! Yes the Circus! With Crouwel the Clown! Coming to his very tiny little hamlet tucked away by the bend in the river by the old mill just South of Smithtown. And oh yes, JazX was so very happy. He jumped with glee. He couldn't wait, He went out and bought a special Crouwel the Clown Tshirt to wear and he boughta Crouwel the Clown calendar to cross out all the fifteen days until the circus arrived in that sleepy Hamlet by the bend in the river by the Old Mill south of Smithtown.
Finally the big day arrived. And JazX went to the cicus. His little heart all aflutter to see the lions and trapeze artists and firebreathers and of course, his hero, Crouwel the Clown.
After an hour, the spotlight shone center ring and out bounded Crouwel the Clown! Little JazX hoped and screamed and shouted and waved his giant foam Crouwel the Clown finger around in the air.
Crouwel the Clown urged the corwd to hush, and he asked for a volunteer from the audience! Oh, how little JazX so wanted to be picked and stand next to his hero, Crouwel the Clown! So little JazX shouted and screamed and jumped all about.
And magically Crouwel the Clown scanned the crowd and pointed at JazX!! Oh happy day! Little JazX bounded out of the audience and stood next to Crouwel the Clown, unable to catch his breath!
Crouwel the Clown looked down at JazX and asked him "What is your name?"
"I am JazX, your biggest-est fan!!"
"HoHoHo! You know what JazX I think you are an animal of some kind! Are you?"
"Oh Crouwel the Clown! Am I? I didn't think so, but if you say I am I must be!! What am I?"
So Crouwel the Clown stepped back and looked at little JazX carefully making all kinds of thinking noises as a hush fell on the crowd.
"Am I a ...a...eagle?" Asked little JazX..
"Nope." said Crouwel the Clown. "I know what you are! You're a donkey!"
"I;m a donkey?" bleated little JazX.
"yes you are!" said Crouwel the Clown. "And you know why?"
And Little JazX ever hopefull, looked up adoringly at his hero. "Why am I a donkey!?"
"Because you're making an ASS of yourself up here!! HAHAHA!" shouted Crouwel the Clown!
And the audience erupted in laughter and a thousand fingers pointed at little JazX and laughed. And Laughed.
And little poor JazX was humiliated and ran out of the circus tent. he ran all the way home. He ran into his bedroom and ripped down all the Crouwel the Clown posters, and he burned all his Crouwel the Clown tee shirts. and he stomped on all his Crouwel the Clown videogame discs. And he vowed revenge on that clown, that cruel, cruel clown, Crouwel the Clown.
So little JazX grew up. He went to Clown College, and he learned all the clowning tricks.
He went to Clown Graduate school and got his PHD in Clownology. And he brooded and he waited.
And finally one day the circus came back to that sleepy hamlet by the bend in the river by the Old Mill just south of smithtown.And JazX went to that circus. He strode i npurposefully and got a seat ion the front row. And he sat and waited. He sat throught the elephants and the jugglers. And then he heard the music and he knew it was time for revenge.
And out strode Crouwel the Clown. Older, wearied about the edges, but the same Crouwel the Clownthat humiliated poor little JazX in front of his entire town.
So, Crouwel the Clown started his bit and then he asked for a volunteer from the audience.
JazX, smashed his way throught the throngs of adoring little chioldren, stepping on cotton candy and popcorn bags, and walked into th center ring and said "I'm you're volunteer. Right here, Mister Clown."
Crouwel the Clown looked alittle shocked, but being a professional clown, knew the circus must go on. So he said, "What is your name, little..I mean big boy?"
"JazX."
"OK JazX, I think you're some kind of animal!"
"Really Clown? You think I'm an animal. What animal am I."
Crouwel the Clown said, "Guess!"
"Am I an eagle?"
"Nope. Not an eagle. I think you're a ...why..you're a donkey!"
JazX stood in the glare of that circus light, preparing for his sweet sweet moment of revenge.. "A donkey. You don't say. Why am I a donkey?"
"Because you're making an ASS of yourself up here!!!"
JazX took a deep breath and said "Oh yeah? Fuck you, you fucking clown."
- blaw0
yeah. ok.
so what's funny?
Crouwel
(Aug 29 05, 12:24)
- gruntt0
lol.
yes, i read the whole thing.
=)
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- radar0
Hey atleast you were honest in your title.
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i read all of it, and yes, i thought it was funny!
- stewart0
how plastic
- zaire0
I learned that joke in high school 1994. I told it a party once and kept it going for over 30 mins. People hated me when i got to the punchline. Those people still hate me.
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I learned that joke in high school 1994. I told it a party once and kept it going for over 30 mins. People hated me when i got to the punchline. Those people still hate me.
zaire
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That's the point. The telling of the joke is funny, not the punchline. Best told in a bar with drinks flowing and if you're a very good story teller. And you will be hated. I learned it from a broadway backstage tech back around the same time. I love it. After all these years I still chuckle..."fuck yuou you fucking clown..." oh I crack myself up
- zaire0
This kid in art school taught me. I've always wanted to go to an open mic night and kick that one.
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You'd be killed. And you need to know the names of a few people in the room first
- zaire0
I'd be run out of town.
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and burnt in effigy for at least a decade after
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I like to tell it because I get to say "a PHD in clownology".
- tank0
dance crouwelclown dance!
- tank0
crouwelclown,jazx and jevad the trapeze artist
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+1 to tank
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Weeeeeeeeeee! Yesssssssss my very own joke.
Nobody touch it. backoff
- tank0
clowns at party@njguido?
- tank0
that bodybuilde'r guy also looks a little bit of a hulk version of joshua davis
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Yeah, that clown in the middle rocks.