the para 5000
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- paraselene0
my boyfriend continuously blows his load after about 3 minutes of actual sex....can i remedy this problem with out shoving a plug up it?
Dear Human:
Just as he is about to ejaculate, smack him across the face. In psychological circles, we call this 'negative reinforcement'.haha!
- rockonski0
woohoo!
- JazX0
*In an Eric Cartman voice:
swwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeettttttt
- skt0
Dear para 5000.
Why did you just post our private correspondence on NT?
- paraselene0
Dear para 5000.
Why did you just post our private correspondence on NT?
skt
(Aug 26 05, 07:42)dear human,
because i am a robot from the future and exist unplagued by human emotion.
- CaP0
dear Para5000:
i am too young to have sex; i will hump anything i can get my hands on. do you have any advice on how to feel like you're having sex, even if you're not actually doing it with a person?
please email me back as soon as you can and fast like now tonight i need sex please email me at or any advice for feeling like your doing it in the shower or bath.
also, if you can send me a picture of you i'd be grateful.
regards,
CaP
- paraselene0
dear human cap,
firstly, here is the photograph that you have requested:
in answer to your remaining questions, i will advise you that you are never too young to have sex.
you may well be too young to have sex with a haute bitch, but that will pass along with the unusual odours and complexion problems.
thus, please do go forth into your city and discover an actual person to have sex with.
- chossy0
I went to my drinks machine and there is a button that says 'strength drink' I smiled thinking it would be a good thing for me in my present condition but alas it is for making stronger coffee, a drink I hate.
:'( I'm crying all over again
I'm sorry for bringing your thread down paraselene.
*whimpers and cries.
- MX_OnD0
dear Para 5000,
has anyone ever told you your name is reminiscent of a quadraplegic endurance event?
- paraselene0
dear Para 5000,
has anyone ever told you your name is reminiscent of a quadraplegic endurance event?
MX_OnD
(Aug 26 05, 08:29)dear human,
that is, indeed, one of my secondary functions.
- kelpie0
ha ha MX
- skt0
Being paraplegic is a secondary function? I would have thought it was a pretty full time thing.
- Kuz0
dear para5000
can you do the robot dance?
- paraselene0
*whacks skt with ruler
no! the event itself. as you can see from my photograph, i, whilst a robot, do indeed have four limbs.
- paraselene0
*does the robot dance
- nick0
kisses,
- CaP0
dear Para5000
looking at your photo, i wonder...
are you a HeShe?
yours,
CaP
- Jaline0
I guess this would be a good time to propose to you.
:P
- MX_OnD0
the para99
- rockonski0
5000!