the para 5000
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- paraselene0
Dear para 5000 why does my willy leak at night time?
skt
(Aug 26 05, 04:51)dear human,
your willy needs to run free in the garden during the day while you are in your office. that way, all of its leakage needs will be fulfilled in the relative comfort of the great outdoors and it will be able to sleep through the night. if this is inconvenient for you, i suggest rubber sheets as an alternative.
- skt0
pffft. I think its broken.
- kelpie0
I am dressed EXACTLY like the chick in the middle in celebration of para's 5000:
www.autobahn.com.br/hu... [jpg]soda
(Aug 26 05, 04:50)Argghhhh!! why can't I see that?, even "downloading the link to disk" gives me a truncated or incomplete file.
bugger.
- paraselene0
pffft. I think its broken.
skt
(Aug 26 05, 04:54)dear human,
you are mistaken. it is only a leak. your willy is not broken.
- skt0
dera para 5000. How do I not get arrested again when I let my willy run free in the great outdoors?
- paraselene0
dera para 5000. How do I not get arrested again when I let my willy run free in the great outdoors?
skt
(Aug 26 05, 04:55)dear human,
precisely why i suggested the garden. i beseech you not to allow your willy to do its calisthenics in hackney downs.
- kelpie0
Dear para5000,
sometimes when I am on a shaky train or bus I get a funny feeling and when I try to get rid of it the other people on the train or bus gasp and shout at me - how can I stop these funny feelings forever? should I take an angle grinder to it?
your's more in hope than expectation,
- MX_OnD0
pffft. I think its broken.
skt
(Aug 26 05, 04:54)well stop fiddling with it then.
- paraselene0
Dear para5000,
sometimes when I am on a shaky train or bus I get a funny feeling and when I try to get rid of it the other people on the train or bus gasp and shout at me - how can I stop these funny feelings forever? should I take an angle grinder to it?
your's more in hope than expectation,
kelpie
(Aug 26 05, 04:58)dear non-human mythological beastie,
i advise you to move to sweden.
- kelpie0
thanks para5000, you're great.
- Jaline0
congratulations!
- gruntt0
cheers paraselene.
- Jaline0
gruntt and I are working towards out 10000...
- paraselene0
yowza! 10k? that's a grip!
- MX_OnD0
gruntt and I are working towards out 10000...
Jaline
(Aug 26 05, 05:15)*starts typing with 2 fingers instead of one.
**looks up JazX style one word replies
***decides not to sleep
Somehow I'll make it to 10 too.
- Jaline0
ha, you're almost there!
sort of...
- vespa0
ooh my word, our little para's all growned up!
*cracks open champers
let the weekend begin!!
- gruntt0
ooh my word, our little para's all growned up!
*cracks open champers
let the weekend begin!!
vespa(Aug 26 05, 05:45)
__________i have no idea what "champers" are/means, but i'm pretty sure that post was hot.
- skt0
- paraselene0
champagne, gruntt, honey!
hiya, vespa!
*clink
roll on the weekend, hey. soooooo chuffed about carnival. you goin' tomoz or just sun/mon?