thank you kOna
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- gruntt0
i have thought of kona while sitting on the toilet.
i've never admitted that before.
- fullerc0
Kona,
You shit a hammer? Why'd you have a hammer up your arse?
- shellie0
oh usually anethisia will put me out for a couple of days.. .vomiting and stuff. thats why I wanted to try without this time -- cos you can literally drive yourself home after or even go to work if you're up to it, which I will do at 2:30 actually. the Vicodin is kickin in.
- Jaline0
My surgeon actually got frustrated when my teeth wouldn't come out once. Apparently my roots were really strong and it was difficult to pull the teeth out of them. So she had to get some huge tool and I could hear the crunching and mashing while some stuff was being pulled out.
- todelete__20
fullerc. long story that involves a few construction workers and a really stupid bet.
speaking of being on the toilet. i just was in the bathroom standing at the stall and i hear a crunching sound from the stall. i turn and see a bag of doritos on the floor. the guy was shitting and eating doritos from off the floor at the same time.
i don't think i can ever eat doritos again. ever.
- shellie0
thats friggin gross.
i just kept hearing tap tap tap. tap tap tap. then some serious digging *shivers*
- shellie0
shut the fuck up kOna. were they ON the dirty floor or was just the bag on the floor. there's no way he was eating pissy doritos.
- Jaline0
haha
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!!!!
- todelete__20
haha... no they were in a bag on the floor but this isn't someone's home shitter. who the hell does that?
reading?!? fine. eating? fuck no. to top it off the bag was between his legs on the floor. YUCK! one missfire and you got some wiz in yo chips.
- Point50
*licking orange cheese dust and from fingers and wiping ass at same time
what?
- Jaline0
Please excuse me while I go throw out my Dorito bags.
*throws out all chip bags, just in case
- shellie0
isnt that what cheese wiz is?
- gruntt0
nothing could make me not love doritos.
you mentioned reading on the crapper. I've always said- If you have time to read while waiting to take a shit, maybe you don't have to take a shit.
- Point50
isnt that what cheese wiz is?
shellie
(Aug 24 05, 12:56)
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HAHAHAH!*throws away cheese wiz
- Rand0
When started shittingt the big tools (HAMMERS AND SHIT) I started to freak out. Then I thought of kOna shitting hammers... and all was well. Thank you Kona.
- e-pill0
nicee!!!!
that same thing without k0na happened to me i had a hella lot of dental werk al lto be done in one shot, and as i have asthma i can go under or get nitrous so its all shots like 11 of them thruout my mouth, well during the first half i was starring at that light and then i see in their goggles the werk they were doing, and usually i am mad squemish when i see blood, but when its mine i am all like "he drew first blood" and i get all tuff and shit, but the sounds that you hear within your head is just to weird...
but your story is funnier!
:)