thank you kOna
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- fullerc0
speaking of eating in the shiter....I once saw a guy stop in the shiiter on his way back to his desk with his lunch tray. He just sat it on the counter while he did his bizness. That' gross but at least he didn't take the tray into the stall with him.
- shellie0
What kind of jaw surgery?
visualplane
(Aug 24 05, 14:07)I had a some severe atrophying in my top jaw line and pallet because of an old injury. Funny cos I went at first to go for some dental work, and they took some X-rays and were like "oh shit" and immediately send me off for CT scans on my head and found out i had a big problem.
I was referred to a plastic surgeon and a periodontist to try and reverse what's going on. It was cool cos they work in the same office so one did half the work and the other finished it. they went in and placed cadaver bone and membrane in my mouth and tacked it in in hopes to promote bone growth. Then they did some tissue grafts and stuff. If it doesn't work that great this time i have to do it again in 6 months :(. but, crazy what they can do through your mouth to change your face. I've had probably over 40 hours of reconstructive plastic surgery done on me since i was 12, without one cut to my face on the outside.
crazy huh?
- mg330
Hey. I just threw up. My boss wants to know which one of you is gonna clean this up. Shellie?
- Rand0
scene in bunuel movie: wealthy people at party sitting around table on toilets: retreat to small private rooms to eat
- ricstultz0
I couldnt even go into the bathroom here today cuz of the smell someone left... instant gag reflex.
- mg330
- JazX0
And don't forget the hobo killing. He's steadily ridding America's streets of their kind.
*pumps fist into air
- todelete__20
OMG spongebob that claw hammer one made the hair on my arms stand up.
AAAAHHHHHhhahahaha!
- todelete__20
omg, if i shat a mc hammer i would definetly make him teach me how to dance.
- visualplane0
What kind of jaw surgery?
- JazX0
Napoleon Dynamite jaw surgery dude
- visualplane0
I think I need one of those
- todelete__20
oh MAN i totally forgot about greg the hammer.
that dude rocked!
- grayhood0
one time while shitting a 30 pound sledge i thought i was going to melt down, then i thought of kona getting dental surgery... then i was fine.
- todelete__20
hahaha. see, and you guys called me a one trick pony.
NOW WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY? i just saved a womans life. a sexy womans life.
pics?
haha. actually that's damn funny shellie. thanks for the laugh.
- Jaline0
Nice.
It would've been interesting to be in your place. I usually can't remember things for a whole day after stuff like that.
- shellie0
im not kidding. the thought saved me from a melt down. ive done the same proceedure 2ce before in my life I've never ever been awake for it. I had NO IDEA it was that intense.
somebody suggested before and after pics. now I wish I did, cos the bottom of my face is swellin up like a watermellon. im gunna look so sweet tomorrow.
- vwsung18t0
you were awak during surgery? didn't it hurt!?