start my new job tommorrow...
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- hiten
very nervous. any tips havent had a design job in 8 months. Any first day tips you guys and gals have?
:S
- Tyrone0
Wear a condom....just in case.
- blaw0
do not show up with liquor on your breath muttering things like, "just stay the fuck away from me, just stay the fuck AWAY..."
i know, seems a bit counter-intuitive, but you'll just have to trust me on this one.
- robotron3k0
whenever your in doubt, just smile nod your head.
- tehgee0
bring food they will love u 4eva
- e-pill0
pretend you are gay and you should get a raise but the middle of teh from the company queen!
:)
- visualplane0
don't smell bad, and don't put on too much cologne.
- e-pill0
wear pink!
and smile!:)
- tkmeister0
just relax. take a deeeeeep breath and ommmmmmm.
- thenuge0
just be yourself
- Tyrone0
Dude...whatever you do DON'T be yourself.
- ********0
clean underwear in case of traffic accident
- davey_g0
Whatever you do...just smile.
+ Don't take a giant crap at work! They will be looking for that...so do your business elsewhere the first week or so.
Chew gum, no bad breath.
- jevad0
DON'T fart in your first meeting
- Salli0
What thenuge said, just be yourself and it's always good to show you're spontaneous. (Don't try to act like that if you know you're not though..)
- davey_g0
Wait to start being "grabby" with the ladies at work (cute secretaries/boss etc.)...give it a goiod week, then GO like Michaelangelo.
- wankerbez0
e-pill knows, haha.
its true, just wear pink and be gay and they'll stay out of your way.
being gay is fun,
i mean PRETENDING to be gay is fun.
- visualplane0
We had this on AE, and his name was Phil. On his first day at the job, everyone went to the bar after work to celebrate with the guy was leaving and Phil was replacing. Phil got into an arguement with some guys at the bar, and basically got his ass beat. The next day he had to go to work with a beaten up face, puffy lips, and a black eye. Brad, an AD, took pictures of it and saved it. During the Christmas party (a few years later), Brad made life size printouts for everyone to wear as a mask. Phil wasn't happy about that.
- tkmeister0
i wore a pink shirt and a pair of white pants the other day. all the ladies in my office made fun of me saying i dress like Don Johnson.
- visualplane0
I work a pink polo once at work to. I'll never do that again.