scrambled eggs
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- anzelina
are a great way to start the day!
mmm.
- bulletfactory0
i prefer fertilized.
- tkmeister0
did you scramble your eggs?
- JazX0
anzelina never scramble for eggs, you have plenty up there.
Ohh you asked for this one deary
- Crouwel0
badaboom!
- scarabin0
i like eggs until i was making french toast one day, cracked an egg, and a fucking blood clot fell out instead of eggy bits.
haven't had one since
- paraselene0
i like eggs until i was making french toast one day, cracked an egg, and a fucking blood clot fell out instead of eggy bits.
haven't had one since
scarabin
(Aug 19 05, 06:32)oh, c'mon. you can't be that surprised. you eat an aborted anything and there's bound to be the odd bit of blood.
- TheTick0
I had a scrambled egg and sausage sandwich this morning.
Yummy.
- scarabin0
yeah, i guess i decided i didn't want to eat an aborted anything
like seriously, what was i thinking until then
- gruntt0
that blood clot was full of flavor.
you missed out.
had you eaten it you would be disappointed if you cracked an egg and it didn't have a blood clot.
i have no idea what the hell i'm talking about.
- anzelina0
i know i walked right into that one.
but it's the end of a long long week, be easy on me!
- scarabin0
ha ha gruntt
- anzelina0
ha ha @ gruntt
what are you talking about!?
- gruntt0
i really don't know.
i've never had a blood clot in my eggs.
yet i typed that and hit
"broadcast live" anyway.
- tkmeister0
i can make a really mean omelette. but you have to wake up in my bed.
- JazX0
I blame GWB, the red in the bloody egg was to remind you of the red in the US flag. Yes that GWB. He controls all.
- swollenelbow0
tk, jazx has a knack for sercretly sneaking into peoples beds at night. don't "egg" him on.
beware!
- tkmeister0
too late. i egged him on last night.
- JazX0
I walk in my sleep, and you know it's not my fault I poop out eggs. tk punched me the last time I tried to jump in his bed. pitty, I have a big one.
;)
- swollenelbow0
i read somewhere that jaz was hung like an african tribal cheif and snoop dog combined.
don't tell him i said this, but i've seen pictures of him jumping rope, sans rope.
wicked.