I am a Minister!
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And you can be one too!
Here is my card:
Does this give me anymore weight when arguing with Discipler? I've been a minister since 2001. Mine is a reality based ministry.
I shall now expect to be called the Good Right Reverend TheTick
- lowimpakt0
+1
- scarabin0
ha, i got one back in the 90s
we should form an nt cult
- ********0
No, no Scarabin. No cults. Cults went out with those crazy f**kers who were waiting for that halley-bopp comet.
We will start a ministry. The keyword is "ministry". That makes it all official.
-1: Cults
+1: Ministry(Oddly enough both names of half ass rock bands fomr the 80's)
- scarabin0
hey hey, call it whateverr you want, i'm in on it
selling religion to fools is where the money is at
- gruntt0
my best friend is a minister of ULC.
he married my wife and i.
=)
- blaw0
um... excuse me, pastor... half-assed? i think not.
of course, you earned my offering with the hale-bopp reference.
- ********0
OK then! A battle of the cults!
Round Two:
The Halley-Bopp Launatics Vs. the David Koresh Wacos.
the winner takes on Jim Jones and The Kool Aid Kids, the winners of an earlier held but not broadcasted round one against Al-Queda.
Jim Jone's guys at least took out a US senator in a firefight. That gave them +1 over Bin Laden's boys...
- ********0
I've been ordained since 1999. I got bored one day and was ordained on the Net. hahahhaa
- GeorgiePorgie0
Bless you my sons
Father
- ********0
Piss off GP
- blaw0
thanks, georgie's dad.
- ********0
I ordained with two friends of mine on the same day. We figured it'd be a hoot at parties and mixers - great way to pick up chicks .
"So what do you do?"
"Me? Why I am an ordained minister."
And then people you ar ein like Flynn.
Beside my pal is marrying me and my fiance in a few months.
Man, I am going to hell...
- ********0
tee hee yeah that dude's got major issues.... ;)
- yarsrevenge0
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect" (Matthew 24:24).
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For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect" (Matthew 24:24).
yarsrevenge
(Aug 19 05, 07:08)
--------------------------And here come the fire and brimstone brigades....
- ********0
My ministry is all about positivity my friend. I'm following the water into wine, hanging out with the poor and meek, sharing a good meal with my friends and helping out those less fortunate than myself brand of christianity.
Funny how that stuff never gets those firebreathers all hot and bothered...now, it's fish fossils fomr a million years ago that are vitally important to the nature of our spiritual being. Yes sir ree...
- yarsrevenge0
you're the one that brings up the fish fossils.
... and I can totally tell by your initial posts that -that is what your brand is all about. Yes sir ree...
- discipler0
Tick, I'm not sure what "firebreathers" are, or who burned you in the past. But someone has misrepresented what true Christians are, to you. This is clear thru the common theme of your posts - ridicule of anyone with deeply held spiritual beliefs (though i still contend that you yourself are searching). It's a shame really. But all too common.
You've almost got real ministry down pat, actually. Jesus set the perfect example of descending into the dregs to meet the needs of the less fortunate. He shared meals with prostitutes and drunkards and unconditionally loved the outcasts of society. But he also cut to their core need - redemption from sin and spiritual seperation from God. What you like to call "fundies" and other derogatory names, are more often just people who embrace every word and teaching of Christ (not just the ones they are comfortable with, or which fit into their political paradigm).
Your caricatures don't square up with reality. The fact is, there are real people who love God and love his word and who's lives exemplify the servant heart of Christ.
- ********0
yars you are the rain on my happiness parade. and....ignore.
- yarsrevenge0
cowardess can be measured by the size of one's ignore button...
learn to debate and not throw rocks when you live in a glass house.