my guido
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- tehgee
is depressed i think :( got any good jokes i can tell him? they cant be too complicated
- stewart0
your guinea pig?
- tehgee0
haha no he is this guy at the gym i have adopted him as my little pet
- Myke0
hey midgee, yh! is broken. my day has been thrown in to chaos.
- tehgee0
lol
CMON I HAVE TO LEAVE IN 15 MINS I NEED SOMETHING TO CHEER HIM UP!!! U SELFISH BASTIDS!!! lol
i gues tehy r launchingteh new version?i wonder how many yh will be in here today??
- blaw0
A man and woman were married for 40 years. When they first got married, his new wife told the man "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it". In all their 40 years of marriage he honored her request and never looked.
However on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary curiosity got the best of him and he cautiously lifted the lid and peeked inside the box. In the box he found 3 empty beer bottles and $187.25 in small bills. He closed the box and put it back under the bed.
Now that he knew what was in the box, curiosity was doubled as to why. That evening they were out for a special dinner at their favorite restaurant.
After dinner the man could no longer contain his curiosity and confessed, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked. However today the temptation was just too much. I gave in and looked in the box. But now I need to know why do you keep the bottles in the box?"
The woman thought for a while and answered "I guess after all these wonderful years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer bottle in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
The man was stunned and said, "I am very disappointed and saddened but I guess during those years when I traveled away from home on business temptation would happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the years."
They hugged and made their peace. A little while later the man asked his wife, "What about all that money in the box?"
To which she answered, "Whenever the box filled with empties, I cashed them in."
- bulletfactory0
Just give him a giant bottle of fake tan and that should cheer him right up.
- ********0
say lettuce and spell cup
- ********0
why did the chicken cross the Jersey road?
to get a guido with no undies
- tehgee0
lol u mena teh turnpike hahaa
- pascii0
which animal flies the highest?
- paraselene0
which, uncle pascii?
- ********0
yeah teh turnpiker
- pascii0
the slug of the stewardes :-)
- paraselene0
the slug of the stewardes :-)
pascii
(Aug 17 05, 07:58)?
- pascii0
oh. well. in switzerland, we use the term 'slug' sometimes for. you know. the female sex organ.
- bulletfactory0
oh. well. in switzerland, we use the term 'slug' sometimes for. you know. the female sex organ.
pascii
(Aug 17 05, 08:03
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ha
- tehgee0
PASCIII!!!! TAHT IS FILTHY!!! PACK YOUR BAGS!!! RAND IS MOVING BACK IN!!!
;P
- pascii0
*packs bag of goodies and leaves
- goloid0
hi gee
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