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- Soler0
lol @ jevad!
- erokcom0
I would kiill that intro.. I got bored watching it..
- erokcom0
+ it did nothing for your site..
Less is more!
- jakeyj0
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
- jevad0
When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.
- ricstultz0
fuck flash. keep it simple. that intro is totally lame imo. doesnt do your company justice...although I didnt wait long enough to see any work...
- jakeyj0
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
- jevad0
I was taking my little nephew to disneyland, but i decided to play a mean trick. i pulled up next to an old, burned down warehouse. "Oh no," i said. "Disneyland burned down." He started crying, and i was about to tell him it was all a joke and drive to the real disneyland, but it was getting kinda late.
- An_ie0
Jackey and Jevad... you guys are hilarious... lol!
- An_ie0
I'm still laughing the Disneyland trick...lol that was mean... hahaha
- ********0
Jackey and Jevad... you guys are hilarious... lol!
An_ie
(Aug 17 05, 11:01)agreed!
please do continue..
- jevad0
I'll never forget the time I got caught stealing watermelons from old Mr. Barnslow's watermelon patch. I was with my friend Bobby. We were giggling so hard I thought I'd wet my pants! At first we tried to steal two watermelons each, but they were too heavy and we dropped them, and that made us laugh even harder. Finally, we each picked out a good one, and we were just about to sneak back through the fence when we heard a low, deep voice behind us. "Just where do you think you're going with those watermelons?" I gulped and turned around. It was old Mr. Barnslow, pointing his shotgun at us. Bobby dropped his watermelon, then pulled out the .38 revolver he kept in his waist, turned, and fired. But the turning must have thrown off his aim, because the shot only hit Mr. Barnslow in the thigh. Mr. Barnslow immediately fired both barrels at Bobby. One blast of buckshot missed entirely, but the other tore into Bobby's shoulder. He tried to fire back, but his shoulder was so torn up he couldn't raise his arm. Just as he was trying to switch to his left hand, Mr. Barnslow ran up and cracked him across the face with the butt of his shotgun. Bobby fell to the ground in a heap. Mr. Barnslow raised the butt of his gun to finish him off, but just then Bobby pulled out his hunting knife and plunged it into the farmer's big white belly. After that, I don't think I stole watermelons for at least a year.
- jgjh1510
Adding some main navigation would improve user experience. Less clicks to get what they want is better, not 3 clicks just to get back to main menu.
Add a skip button to into. Also, speed it up or make it more exciting.
- jakeyj0
I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."
- jevad0
AHhahaha
thats one of my favourites
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo flying across in front of a beautiful sunset. And he has a beautiful rose in his beak. And also he is carrying a very beautiful painting in his feet. And also, you're drunk.
- jakeyj0
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
- jakeyj0
As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.
- jevad0
I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. But I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe
- exador10
at first the intro seemed cute..
then, within 5 seconds i didn't like it anymore...it was repetitive and there was no pay-off to watching it..
i'd lose it, or add the 'skip button'..but if you DO keep it, please make it build up to something worthwhile..otherwise it just falls flat...the amount of work is pretty sparse too...
don't divide up the print work into I and II...just call it 'print' and be done with it...makes no sense to divide it..if you don't have much work, then just put up a good holding page till you do, then do a proper site..
if you really want a site up, then spend the time and do it right the first time.
to beef it up at the present, i'd present the folio as 'case studies' and show the process you took to get from concept to execution, with some nice explanatory text, and some kick ass testimonials from the clients themselves...that works a treat if done right..
- jakeyj0
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire.
No, I didn't. Just kidding.
I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when you kill someone for money, or something like that.
Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet.