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- jevad0
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
- mg330
hahahahahahahahaha
jakeyj!!
- jevad0
I bet if you were in some old west gang, and you were dragging a guy along the ground with your horse, It'd probably make you really mad to look back and see him reading a magazine.
- mattyd0
are these 'deep thoughts'?
cos they are hilarious.
- jevad0
If I ever went to war, instead of throwing a grenade, I'd throw one of those small pumpkins. Then maybe my enemy would pick up the pumpkin and think about the futility of war. And that would give me the time I need to hit him with a real grenade.
- aleman0
ok... so watch my spelling, and loose the intro... what can I say, i do alot more than just design... so sometimes I don't bother with the details. Did anyone get through the intro to see the work?
thanks
- jevad0
the work is actually really good
unfortunatley the website negates it all
- ********0
omg a flash intro with a question like: are you ready?
well waddya think, i did not click the link cuz i was not ready for it.
no hard feelings, aleman, but i clicked away.
either dump the intro or put a "skip intro" thing in there.
goodluck.
- ********0
work is bothering with details
- aleman0
ok.. how bout this, how much would you chrage to redo the site..
OPEN TO EVERYONE
email your quotes and response to
Look forward to hearing from you.
- jevad0
$2,500
- Soler0
don't get dragged into this....... see Logo Crit thread.
- version30
i didn't wait
- eficks0
after you get past the crap intro, the actual site doesn't even work too well. The navigation buttons take me to the wrong places. For example, clicking web took me to Print II, and so forth. maybe its just my dialup, but then thats bad Flash.
- jakeyj0
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
- jakeyj0
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
- ********0
How am I?
Annoyed. So I closed it.
- jakeyj0
my favorite:
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
- jevad0
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
- pascii0
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