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- kingjulien0
Does anybody know where to get poison for those little dart guns from Thailand?
I'm just curious.
- Jaline0
hahahahahahaha
You should've invited me :)
- blaw0
ha!
one.
- Point50
uh, two?
- gruntt0
kj - this one's for you...
Beasties Boys - Egg Man
I looked out the window and seen his bald head
I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
Launched that shot and he was caught out there
Saw the convertible driving by
Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check correct with my egg gun
The egg a symbol of life
Go inside your house and bust out your wife
Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke
The trigger I pulled his face the yoke
Reached in his pocket took all his cash
Left my man standing with an egg moustache
Suckers they come a dime a dozen
And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about
Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
Hit the Rastaman he said *bloodclot*
Which came first the chicken or the egg
I egged the chicken then I ate his leg
Riding the trains in between cars
When I pull out the station *you're gonna get yours*
Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.
*Yo they just got my little cousin ese*
Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny
It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
People laugh it's no joke
My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
*Now they got me in a cell* but I don't care
It was then that I caught catching people out there
We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back
Sam I am down with the program
Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam
Come Halloween you know I come strapped
I throw it at a sucker K-pap
You made the mistake you judge a man by his race
You go through life with egg on your face
You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
Families puck rocks the businessman
I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand
Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe
- ********0
That's some good work, KJ.
- robotron3k0
that's great.... btw, 2 pieces of spare rubber medical tubing and and old jean pocket make a killer sling shot you can set up in your bedroom window, you can launch and egg or water balloon 300ft
- gruntt0
robo just gave you some golden advice.
If you shoot and egg almost straigt up (but with just enough angle to make it to the construction site) they'll never know where it came from.
you're on vacation man - use it wisely. and by wisely i mean criminal mischef... and tape it.
- kingjulien0
robotron3k, gruntt, you both were just added to my pantheon of great men.
- ********0
my brother lived in a dilapidated 3rd floor apartment with roof access across from a loud bar on a busy street. One night when a load of brain dead freaks were whooping it up after the bar closed he filled a big black trash bag with water, haluled it up on the roof naked, slowly swung it back and forth until it achieved a nice arc and let it go. it exploded with the force of a fireman's hose all over them
- gruntt0
and he needed to be naked for it to work?
interesting.
- ricstultz0
thats some funny shit KJ... cheers.
- ********0
he was in bed asleep, it was hot, or so he said
- mayo0
ha, posted this in the wrong thread
- ********0
kj, batter up...
- kingjulien0
thanks ric.
mayo, the name boris is kind of a sensitive subject. i used to like it back in the day because i played tennis and had a stirking resemblance to boris becker--i even rocked the ellese shirts, but now that my ex-gf is dating this comrade with lamb chop sideburns and the same name, i try to block it out as much as possible.
btw, mayo, rent this film called "the return"--you'll love the russian landscape.
- spongebob0
one
- mayo0
you're not the boss of me! >:(
thank you, kj, i will :D
- kingjulien0
i wish the prodigal son would return soon.
- brandelec0
run to da chappa!!
