I spit on Hummers
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- ********0
An MBA?
The MBA degree, unless it is from one of the dozen top-tier universities, is the biggest piece of crap ever. What a joke. What a waste. The classes? Diversity 101, Marketing 501 (101 was in the undergad), Group Project Crap 501, Management 57,862, Leadership Communication 501, and every other useless bit of garbage you can think of. Yet people are lining up to pay $300 per credit hour for this crap, and getting $45,000/year jobs for it.
Haha. Dude, now I know why you come here and hate on the man so much. You feel guilty for dropping so much money for so little. Now I won't be so hard on you cause I understand why. Haha what a joke.
- ********0
Oh, and the icing on the cake is if you are going to one of the top-tier universities cause it makes your posts even more hysterical.
Thanks for the good laugh man.
- darthcashmoney0
my company pays 100%
peace
- ********0
Sweet. You must have a nice cushy corporate job.
Good for you darth.
- version30
well the only things worth saying at the end of all these posts are:
on the sports car / suv gas mileage challenge: i'd rather fit 4 girls in my ride than just one
on the sports car / suv handling challenge: blame the operator not the vehicle, there are more sports cars trashed on wrecked exotics than suvs by far
on the spit / flipping off point: fingers don't do shit to my life or attitude and spit washes off
on the keying statement: let me catch you or find out it was you: I'll break both your fucking hands and probably kick in your teeth
big ups to everyone walking, riding bikes/motorcycles, or using public transportation
- ********0
when i'm filling up my car and i see a guy/girl pull up next to me in a hybrid looking like the suv hating save the world smoke weed type i'll fill my car up then pull out the nozzel and put about 5-8 gallons on the ground right in front of them with a smirk on my face... just so i can see the look on theirs. fuckers....
- ********0
you all talk sh*t, if someone gave you a Hummer, you'd gladly drive it and think it was cool.
JazX
(Aug 2 05, 09:19)I'll sell it and buy a normal car.
Fariska
(Aug 2 05, 11:32)word on that.
i'd rather walk then to be seen sitting in that hideous piece of scrapheap junk called Hummer.
- jaylarson0
I have a story as well.
Outside of a place called "X," I placed a sticker/fake ticket (http://www.earthonempty.com/fak...
under their windshield wiper. I waited in secret inside the building and out came the party, about 10 min later. I wish I'd a had a video camera, but i digress.A male person with pink skin, approached and took the ticket off of his window and gave it to either his wife or girlfriend (I mean this guy was fulfilling stereotypes left and right). She then proceeded to read it. Just when she looks to put it away, she stops to listen. I felt like I was fishing. She then stayed stopped and read for what seemed like atleast 15 seconds before entering the H2.
I didn't hear if they had a conversation or what-not, but I still love that story.
Peace.
PS. Eye never knew there were people like me out there (fuh2.com). I prefer to stick my arm out of windows to flick 'em off. Especially if others see me. Perhaps some will be less afraid to dislike/speak up against them in the near future. Of course there will be those who are offended, but I take my chances with the 5-15% who will understand what I am angry/speaking up against.
Peace.
- ********0
so what's wrong in driving a cleaner car then kOna?
are you really considered a commie over there?
why is your society so full of meritocratic values and status over sanity?
i may be generalizing but reading the posts here it often seems to be this way. :/
- ********0
- ********0
my next car will be a hybrid crouwel. i was just making a funny in my last post. i'd never be caught dead behind the wheel of a hummer, or an exotic car for that matter. i'm content with my middle class working mans sedan.
" why is your society so full of meritocratic values and status over sanity?"
what society isn't? unfortunately in some areas it's so bad it makes a man want to puke.
- saroose0
I just spent my bank holiday weekend ranting and raving against those shit jeep mobiles. Nonces driving round in their BMW jeeps (if you're gonna buy a jeep at least buy one from a company who's made them for years and not some monster from BMW).
Dublin is a small city with tiny roads. Traffic is brutal as there was no forward thinking in the layout and building of roads and therefore everything is cramped. There we are sitting in our tiny VW Polo and along comes some knobjockey in there BMW jeep, taking over the whole road, increasing traffic jams and all they are doing is dropping little Tarquin and Jasmine to school and back home again to polish the silver and count their money and porbably have a wank over their collection of ralph lauren polo shirts.
They NEVER go off road EVER!
AARGh...the frustration is killing me. I spit on them!!!!
- ********0
The best saroose.... a few weeks ago I'm crusing along the road and all of a sudden have to jam on my brakes because someone in a Hummer had slowed down to a crawl in the middle of the lane. Why? There was a 'rough' railroad crossing.
YOU'RE IN A HUMMER FOR FUCKS SAKE!
- saroose0
lol
what a dickhead! Probably didn't want to spill their mocha frappacchinno skinny latte choccoespresso, that they bought from the cafebardeli a yard from where they live, on their new plaid tommy hilfiger chinos that look just divine with their ne deckshoes and their polo shirt ya.
I spit on them, their familys and their family's family etc.
- ********0
ok kOna.
just like i said earlier, i think i (just)got the flu or something.. not too well, thus my fun-sensors are not working too well right now.
:/
- MLP0
when giving a hummer, spit is generally involved
- version30
saroose-
don't call suvs jeeps please. jeeps are jeeps and there is no substitute, there's only one jeep and it better have round headlights if it wants any respect.
yes that's a fuck you to any square headlight yj owners
- MLP0
ps i love not reading the thread then saying something 3 people already have
- ********0
yes and what version3 said.
- saroose0
no one calls them SUVs in Ireland-they're referred to as dickhead, ponce jeeps