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- gruntt
sorry to stutter... it's the DT's starting to kick in after a fantastic week on vacation.
i broke my toe and I got a light from Kate Moss... and a bunch of other stuff.
How is everyone here? Did I miss anything good?
l-l-l-ove,
- paraselene0
welcome home, darlin'. the comedown stings a bit, eh?
- moveinspace0
tell Kate to call me. Welcome back.
- 5timuli0
Got a light from Kate Moss, eh? She better be careful, paper catches fire easily.
- Blofeldt0
"Had your toe broken by a faded junkie supermodel?"
"Call Accidents Direct NOW on 0800 fuck-055"
- Crouwel0
"i broke my toe and I got a light from Kate Moss... "
are these events related somehow?
anyways, welcome back.
one.
- gruntt0
lol janne. nope not related - just a couple of random highlights.
- kelpie0
"i broke my toe and I got a light from Kate Moss... "
what were you smoking?
- vespa0
did pete break your toe then?
- radar0
I heard Kate Moss is a scrapper.
- mangosnot0
I thought you quit smoking , Gruntt?
- Crouwel0
I thought you quit smoking , Gruntt?
mangosnot
(Aug 1 05, 06:46)caught!
*lights another fag himself..
yup it's true.. :/
- blaw0
it's not a real vacation without a fracture.
welcome back.
- tkmeister0
welcome back!
how was kate? did you tell her she forgot her underwears at my place?
- gruntt0
Friday - beach wedding in maine.
Saturday - messed around in Boston.Sunday-Sunday partied like rockstars on Martha's Vineyard.
upon arrival we bought 100 beers, a case of wine, 5 bottles of champagne, 5th of vodka, and a bottle of chambord. We had to go back to the package store twice during the week to buy more beer.
That was for 4 people.None of us ever had a hangover. All but 2 days we cracked our first beers by 11am.
Such a great time.
- JazX0
ha my parents went to NC
- todelete__20
awesome gruntt. glad to hear you had a good time. i however did not... almost killed a few guys this weekend.
golfed at a new place on saturday, a public course. now i know why i've never golfed there before. it was a par 32 course with only 3 par 4s. really friggin short. only brought out my driver 2wice.
the course was filled with hackers, now, normally i woudn't mind but i shit you not every few minutes a ball would zip by you from a fairway away. i almost got hit 3 times before the 6th hole and NONE of the guys yelled four.
so on the 6th when from 2 holes away a guy drove one just past my head i lost it and yelled back 'you got a f*ckin mouth? yell four m*ther f*cker before you kill someone' then as i thought about it i felt bad cause probably half of the people on the course had never golfed before and are here to learn.
so i ran and got the guys ball and took it over to him and said sorry.
but a hole later i was pissed again when on a 312 yard par four i was waiting for what seemed like forever for these 4 guys to get off the green. first they filled out their cards, then talked, then god only knows what.... so fuck it. i hit. i didn't really think i'd drive the green but i got all of it and did. as i went to put my driver in my bag i see the guy on the green no shit take his putter and hit my ball back at me. wtf. i saw them hitting into the group ahead all day without saying a word and this dude hits my ball BACK at ME!?! haha. i just had to laugh. normally you just wait until the guy catches up and ream his ass, but hitting the ball back? wow.
3 hours (for only 9 holes) of an absolute nightmare of golf.
i'm going back tonight to play again. the course was good for one thing though... irons. which is what i need work on.
but this time i'm taking a six pack in my bag. :)
- gruntt0
damn kona - you should sell ice packs for 20 bucks a piece. you'd make a killin' at that course.
jaz - where did your parents go in NC?
- JazX0
Wilmington / Topsail Island / Surf City area
- gruntt0
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so did i miss anything here at NT?
anyone get banned?
did sean shoot anyone?
how many times did Jazx mention africa?
how many hobos did Kona stab?
- blaw0
six hours between posts?
what are they doing, workin' ya right off the bat?