my boss calling
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- lnu0
He might say something like this
http://www.phydiux.com/bill_lumb…
- uberdesigner0
grind his balls into dust if he tries to cut your pay
- opiate0
i had a string of those little "meeting" with my old CD at my old place of employment.
Needless to say he awas a shady , needledick fuckwad. HIs eyes would race left to right. Just kept staring him down until he felt so uncomfortable he would break and begin to see things my way.
It also works cause the eyes tell it all.
- grafholic0
He just wants to ask "what's this Newstoday site, that you logged 2000 hours on last month?"
radar
(Jul 14 05, 10:28)
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"...that's where i learn my new skills everyday, boss"
- uberdesigner0
most firings occur on fridays
- radar0
"...that's where i learn my new skills everyday, boss"
grafholic
(Jul 14 05, 10:30)exactly, that was a test and you passed it. No worries.
- grafholic0
well, thanks for the advice and cheers and funny comments everyone. kind of helps lift up my spirit.
i think i'll just work hard the next few hours.
will report back later.
details to follow.
- grafholic0
"...that's where i learn my new skills everyday, boss"
grafholic
(Jul 14 05, 10:30)exactly, that was a test and you passed it. No worries.
radar
(Jul 14 05, 10:32)
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"....and here's a demonstration of my newest skill"*juggles 5 balls
- tkmeister0
you just need to go off for a day or two. don't pick up phones or reply emails.
then come back and tell him your therapist suggested you need to ease up a little.you need to get ready now. time is ticking. pack and leave!
- brandelec0
"could you bring me back some kancho from your trip? thanks"
- tkmeister0
that's a good idea.
kancho your boss
- uberdesigner0
he probably wants you to go downtown for a raise/promotion
- MrDinky0
so no dildo slapping?
- JazX0
he probably wants you to go downtown for a raise/promotion
uberdesigner
(Jul 14 05, 10:36)define 'downtown'?
- brains0
if all else fails, claim something really personal, but really vague. bosses always get scared when that sort of shit comes up.
- gruntt0
he wants to ask your advise on what high heel shoes look best with his new blouse. he feels that he can trust you with such things. of course he can't and you'll have black mail material to use for pay raises.
congratulations.
- uberdesigner0
define 'downtown'?
JazX
(Jul 14 05, 10:37)south of the border
- brandelec0
downtown mexico?
- MrDinky0
does this involve donkey and a fist punch?