my boss calling
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- grafholic
he just sent me an email saying he needs to see me at 1pm to *talk*.
i'm scared.
- cosmo0
meet him in your pj's.
- MrDinky0
dont worrry, hope for the best !
if not undress and start yelling HELP no SEXUAL HARRESMENT !
- Mimio0
Show some cleavage...maybe a little thigh. You might end up with a raise.
- SteveJobs0
"Show some cleavage...maybe a little thigh. You might end up with a raise."
well, you got the 'raise' part right..
- MrDinky0
or do that Figth Club.. where u beat your self up in front of him
- Mimio0
AWWW............
NO YOU DIDN'T STEVIE-JOBBY-JOBS!!!!!!!!!=0
- grafholic0
don't think this is raise related...just got one a few month ago (and we're technically in *salary freeze mode*).
so it's either
1)your work's shit
or
2)expect to work 100+ hours the next few month, i heard you wanted to go on a vacation, well, cancel the plan:'(
- cosmo0
twist the fight club part a little, start spanking yourself and cry for help.
- grafholic0
yeah...i've been wanted to do that fight club thing..
- MrDinky0
try jumping out the window and say he threw you out there
than again, you may die
- nick0
godspeed yuko!
- opiate0
look him directly in the eyes the whole time. seriously
- cosmo0
have a lollipop with you and suck on it the whole time u r there.
- nick0
look him directly in the eyes the whole time. seriously
opiate
(Jul 14 05, 10:23)good advice
- MrDinky0
i say bring a big long dildo and slap it on his desk. and keep slapping as he talks
- blaw0
Show some cleavage...maybe a little thigh. You might end up with a raise.
Mimio
(Jul 14 05, 10:18)----
ha! my first thought was 'loose the top one or two buttons'.
maybe i want to be a manager after all.
- grafholic0
well, we're on the 8th floor so i'll surely die if i jump out the window.
...look him directly in the eye, eh?
i was thinking more like
*enters his office
*before he says a word, apologize
*return back to my cube and work as if nothing had happened.
- MrDinky0
i still say slap a dildo on his desk
- cosmo0
well, we're on the 8th floor so i'll surely die if i jump out the window.
...look him directly in the eye, eh? start to unbutton shirt
i was thinking more like
*enters his office
*before he says a word, kiss him
*make wild passionate love, return back to my cube and work as if nothing had happened.
grafholic
(Jul 14 05, 10:25)
- radar0
He just wants to ask "what's this Newstoday site, that you logged 2000 hours on last month?"