Hair drug tests
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- opiate
anyone beaten them?
- Nairn0
Cover yourself in a thin film of rubbing alcohol, close your eyes, hold your breath and light your toes.
Whump! Problem solved.
Either that... or don't take drugs... but I imagine it's a little late?
- garettwest0
Shave your entire body to the bone and they'll have nothing to test.
- radar0
wear a wig, otherwise your screwed. You cant stump that test.
- geeque0
shave all your hair off...
- k770
wash your hair.
- HumanMale0
wash your hair.
k77
(Jul 12 05, 07:51)Classic answer!
- fr0st0
They do have shampoos for it now
I know my friend passed it using one..im sure GOOGLE has the answer
- radar0
the sample comes from the root of the hair though, correct? How would shampoo work?
- blaw0
for you?
who drug tests designers?
- opiate0
thats what I thought. Its actualy not for me, no test required at my office.
An acquaintance (really its not me) is having to have them. I told her they go back as far as 3 months.
- opiate0
thats what I thought. Its actualy not for me, no test required at my office.
An acquaintance (really its not me) is having to have them. I told her they go back as far as 3 months.
- opiate0
sorry for the double... she got a DUI and was caught with her friends stash while driving her friends car who had expired tags. Kind of a f-ed situation. She took the rap for her buddy , and her friend is still being a piece of shit.
- blaw0
"it's not for me. really. it's for a friend."
*broadcast
"seriously. in fact, i barely know her."
*broadcast
"more of a friend of a friend..."
*broadcast
- garettwest0
Oh, and FYI. It's not the CSI shit either where they take one strand. They ask you if you want a 'sample' taken from your arm or leg, then they shave no shit about a 5 inch by 2 inch patch of hair. You look like a fuckin freak until it grows back.
- todelete__20
here is what you do. tell your 'coworker' to do an obscene amount of drugs for the next 3 days. i mean tell him to do enough that would kill a gorilla.
then when he goes into the test and the results come back they'll be like 'no fuckin way can this be right, we must have screwed up' and throw his test out.
good luck. you want me to send him some drugs to get started?
- Nairn0
I would seriously doubt any shampoo that claimed to help in this department - the chemical 'residue' from illicit consumption is taken up within the hair itself, not as some surface grease.
Though, if s/he was willing to undergo a full Peroxide bleaching, that might just about do it - or at least muddy the results so as they become useless.
Shaving/burning/waxing is the only true answer...
...but even that might not help if /she took drugs within the last week..
- UndoUndo0
tell them you were spiked
- opiate0
i pretty much figured that. Everyone I have heard of that takes that test gets popped.
- gruntt0
that sucks.
- k770
don't do drugs?