Women..I just don't get it
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- paraselene0
you were also funny, but the young mothers of the village had begun to complain, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)
- ********0
Sorry Mm.
and, skt, poor airmanship may result in the rescindince of your bowels, so i'll thank you not to shower without the flannel.
paraselene
(Jul 11 05, 07:55)New game?
- ********0
shit. too slow. That will teach me for answering the phone.
- kelpie0
you were also funny, but my mum said to your mum that I wasn't to hang about with you and your mum called my mum a slag and then my mum keyed your mums escort and then all hell broke out, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)
- chossy0
you were also naked like a new born baby, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52
- ********0
you were also funny, but the resulting deaths and injuries were not, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)
- ********0
baby?
- kelpie0
you were also funny, but the bogey running down your cheek nearly made me retch, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)
- ********0
you were also funny, but just then something rather remarkable occured. So remarkable in fact that I found myself in shock. Where was the help I thought. You were all in the thread and not one of you offered me a brandy or at least dispached a st bernard, and skt I know you have a whole herd of them, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)
- paraselene0
you were also funny, but your room smells like sour milk and all your d+d figurines are chipped, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)and, skt, poor marksmanship may result in the corpulence of your porgie, so i'll thank you not to aim your crossbow at the animals.
paraselene
(Jul 11 05, 07:55)
- kelpie0
you were also funny, but my fickle nature occasionaly causes me to hurt the ones I love, a habit I cant help but enjoy more with each passing year in this dungeon of a soul, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)determinedmoth
(Jul 11 05, 08:01)
- chossy0
you were also funny, but the smell wafting from your ass end pure geen ees the dry boak, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)
- ********0
you were also funny, but you never buy my young socialist literature, or even wear the hat, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)
- kelpie0
mine are a bit dark :(
- ********0
you were also funny, but drowning the children in para's moat was bang out of order and the parents complained for months (not mearly because their clothes turned red), so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)
chossy
(Jul 11 05, 08:05)
- kelpie0
ha ha skt, I declare a winner, your prize will be a ten gallon young socialist hat :P
- paraselene0
you were also funny, but, let's face it: life ain't fair and it'd be unhealthy for you to rely too much on your wit and charm, plus i happen to be a capricious bitch, so I docked points :(
paraselene
(Jul 11 05, 08:04)
- ********0
mine are just over there beside the stuffed, and slightly mouldy smelling chimp :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 08:08)
- kelpie0
you can have a rack on which to dry the children Moth...
- chossy0
you were also funny, and it made me jealouse, like the dude from roslin chapel who pure killed his student that got better than him at carving, so I docked points rather than killing you:(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)(Jul 11 05, 08:02